The Wedding of Ebanok

[Booklover]

*is sitting in a corner, wrapped in a Ranger cloak and drinking coffee* No. Go away.

*is in her bedroom, making no noise, and pretending she's not there* And I own an invisibility cloak. Well, the invisibility cloak.

[Verdauga]

*is sitting in a corner, wrapped in a Ranger cloak and drinking coffee* No. Go away.

*is in her bedroom, making no noise, and pretending she's not there* And I own an invisibility cloak. Well, the invisibility cloak.

At least you're no longer pretending you don't exist.

[Booklover]

I went to watch a play, so I didn't have time yesterday.

[Keva Strongbow]

*Sits quietly as the wedding march starts playing*

[shisteer of nothing much]

This wedding is not happening. Have an awesome party if you wish but there will not be a wedding.

[Sebias of Redwall]

let me handle this, keva.

*puts gun to eb's head* ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE GROUND NOW!

WHERE'S TEER?! Huh?! YOU WANT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD?!?!

Keva found this so funny that she dragged me over just to show me this post. 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sisters are great. Now that you're here, you can cancel the wedding.

[Sebias of Redwall]

But... Why?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because I value my life slightly more than I thought I did. Just do it.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*wriggles out of One Eye's grip and climbs swiftly up a tree, panting hard*

[Kade Rivok]

*Tries not to fall asleep as he waits to see how things play out.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

This is your wedding, you know. You should not being falling asleep. *watches One Eye closely, waiting to see what his next move will be*

[Kade Rivok]

Your's too 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*moans* I know!
(but I'm not in any danger of falling asleep)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*wriggles out of One Eye's grip and climbs swiftly up a tree, panting hard*

*Gets against a wall and opens fire at Eb while watching for wa-somthing.*