The Wedding of Ebanok

[lass of something much]

No, Miss Russa wedded them

[Kade Rivok]

If she doesn't count as being able to do that, then I don't know who does.  I also wedded them afterwards just to make sure, though.

[lass of something much]

If I don't count, you don't either.

[Kade Rivok]

I was given the right to do it by Seb, if I recall.  To wed them in his stead.  Lemme go check....

****EDIT****

More or less yup 

*Kade dropkicks Sebias out of the way and stands before the two lovebirds.  Verdauge has been revived and put in a straight jacket that is made up to look kind of like a tux, and Teer is, well, being Teer as she's bound in place by magic.  A calm breeze blows through the destroyed building, carrying sakura petals through the air.*

Now then, my friends.  Teer, Verdauga, I now pronounce you husband and wife!

*Fanfare begins, announcing the arrival of a new couple into the world.  Cheers arise from the onlookers.  Kade imagines that Verdauga and Teer smile at him, then at each other (Note:  This does not actually occur)*

*Raises eyebrow* Oh? *Taps chin for a few seconds...flips through the Master's Shipper's Rulebook to Weddings* Hmm... I guess this could work. 

Congratulations, happy couple!!!!

[lass of something much]

*cannot be bothered to read that post*

[Kade Rivok]

Awww *Gives Lass a hug.*  It's ok, maybe if you ask Seb nicely he'll let you do it for real this time.

[lass of something much]

um...what?

[Kade Rivok]

It's ok, maybe if you ask Seb nicely he'll let you do it for real this time.

[lass of something much]

*trys to get out of the "hug"*
leme go..

[Kade Rivok]

It was a quick hug, I'm not still holding on.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I was summoned. What do you want, Sebias?

[Keva Strongbow]

*Is holding a camera waiting for Sebias to marry this lovely couple*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Eb, do you take Kade to be your lawfully wedded slave husband?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*sighs* I don't really have a choice, do I?

[Keva Strongbow]

*Starts snapping a bigillion photos*