Forum public kitchens and library.

[Kade Rivok]

*Puts a book in the oven.*  Is... is this how this place works?

[Verdauga]

Eeerrrrmmm.....no...

[Kade Rivok]

Right right... *Pulls book out of the oven.*  I'm supposed to marinate it first.  *Begins pouring sauces on the book.*

[Verdauga]

And don't get food on the books!

[Kade Rivok]

You must be one of those people that keeps everything separate on their plate.  The peas can't touch the mashed potatoes and the corn needs to stay well away from the rolls.

[Verdauga]

Whilst all of this is true, no one here is voracious enough of a reader to EAT books.

[Kade Rivok]

If that's true, then why combine the kitchen and the library?  My way is the only logical one.

*Finishes marinating the book and puts it back in the oven.*

[Verdauga]

[Kade Rivok]

Probably for the best.

*Stares into the oven as the book is slowly cooked to perfection.*

[Booklover]

*Puts a book in the oven.*  Is... is this how this place works?

If I didn't know you were joking, your life would be in serious danger right now. Well, I suppose it depends partly on the book.

[Kade Rivok]

Mm.

*Stares into the oven as the book is slowly cooked to perfection.*

[Booklover]

Which book?

[Verdauga]

It will taste terrible.

[Kade Rivok]

It will taste glorious.

Which book?

Secret.  *And no, not a book titled "Secret".

*Stares into the oven as the book is slowly cooked to perfection.*

[Booklover]

Is the book called secret or will you just not tell me the title?