The guests have stolen the forum

[Verdauga]

Yes I am.

[Kade Rivok]

I knew it!  VERDAUGA IS A GUEST IN DISGUISE!

[Verdauga]

.....Not entirely sure how you came to that conclusion, but okay.

[Kade Rivok]

HE ADMITS IT, SO IT MUST BE TRUE

[Verdauga]

.....Not entirely sure how you came to THAT conclusions but okay......

[The Skarzs]

We're quick.

[Kade Rivok]

Indeed.  Verdauga, what have thee to say in defense?

[Verdauga]

Well, for starters, you should have said "What hast thou to say in thy defense?"
I cannot possibly be a guest (though I was for a time) since I am a member.
Furthermore, if the "real issue" is the guests' taking over the forums, I would simply be pointing out one facet of their operation. If the "real issue" is the guests'  turning us against one another, I cannot avoid that issue because there is no issue. Only the members can turn themselves against each other.
In return, Kade, What hast thou to say in accusation?

[Kade Rivok]

See?  Clearly a guest.

[Verdauga]

*Flourishes in exasperation.*

[Booklover]

Can either of you conclusively prove anything?

[Verdauga]

I can conclusively prove many things; the deeper question is whether one can accept those conclusions, or if they must reject them.

[Booklover]

One mathematician once said that the only thing he could be certain of was his existence. Everything else relies on assumptions, such as 1+1=2 (another mathematician tried to prove that 1+1=2).

[Verdauga]

(another mathematician tried to prove that 1+1=2).

That isn't something one tries to prove. That is a universal absolute.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

HOLT LUTRAAAAAA!

RUDDARIIIIING!