Kreg's Pug Emporium

[Kreg]

Oh, sorry that is the one type of pug we don't have here. Any other type you would like?

[lass of something much]

Sorry, I'm a little confused.  Who's Amber?

O.0

[Rosie Willowwater]

*knocks on open door*

Hello Mr. Kreg, I am a marketing salesman for a local company. We have noticed the desire for pugs in this area, but many people do not know where to get such an adorable animal. We promise to photograph and share your beautiful pug children to get them into a good home.

What do you think? Will you accept my offer?

[Kreg]

Sure! I accept! What will I need to pay?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Oh, not much, just 1,000,000 easy payments of $1345! 

Would you like to see some sample pieces?

[Kreg]

THAT'S 1,345,000,000 DOLLARS.....

Ummmmmmm.

I'll take the sample pictures..


What is stopping me from just taking my own photos?

I bet my photos are better than yours!

[Rosie Willowwater]

My photos capture the full essence of your pugs, portraying their character through digital images.

Example:

Spoiler

[close]

Cynthia has exhibited key banana behaviors unseen by photographers. Well not anymore, as I have managed to put forth Cynthia's true character in one simple image.

Here, I will make a deal with you. If I can get one customer to buy Cynthia in the next 10 minutes, will you take the deal?

[Kreg]

I can take photos of pug with fruit to you know!



And if you don't sell Cynthia?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Touche...

What if, if I can sell Cynthia faster than you can sell Mr. Melon, I get the job?

[Kreg]

I'll take your deal since my business exactly booming right now, this would be the best way to see your advertising prowess.

[Cornflower MM]

Awwwww Cynthia's adorable!! Can I take her?

[Kreg]

NO

[Rosie Willowwater]

Um....

Of course! Kreg, how much does Mrs. Cynthia cost?

[Kreg]

Wait.... Ms. Cornflower please show me your business card, I need to make sure that you aren't working with Ms. Camera over here.

[Tiny Jackalope]

I would like a fish pug my good sir