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February 08, 2020, 04:49:52 AM Last Edit: February 08, 2020, 04:53:29 AM by Kreg
Come one come all to KREG'S PUG EMPORIUM

We have all types of pugs!

Want a pug in a suit? We've got you covered!

Want a Egyptian pug?  Don't sweat it!

Want a royal pug? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

#1
February 08, 2020, 04:52:40 AM
*strolls in and waits to be greeted by staff*
                    

Kreg

#2
February 08, 2020, 04:54:53 AM
Hello! How may I help you?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#3
February 08, 2020, 05:38:08 AM
Pugs have breathing problems. Sorry but it's true.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Rosie Willowwater

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February 08, 2020, 01:08:09 PM
Quote from: Kreg on February 08, 2020, 04:54:53 AM
Hello! How may I help you?

Hello, good sir! Wonderful to meet you on this fine summer (or winter) morning. May you please direct me to your selection of pugs?
                    

Kreg

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February 08, 2020, 01:12:50 PM Last Edit: February 13, 2020, 04:11:54 PM by Kreg
*Walks over to the pugs* Whatever kind of pug would you like?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

#6
February 08, 2020, 01:20:51 PM
Great question! What kinds of pugs are there? I am kind of new to this whole thing.
                    

Kreg

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February 08, 2020, 01:23:36 PM Last Edit: February 13, 2020, 04:12:13 PM by Kreg
You seem like a royal pug kind of gal. Would you like one of these?
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

#8
February 08, 2020, 01:37:21 PM
May I ask what a royal pug is?
                    

Kreg

#9
February 08, 2020, 01:40:12 PM
So that will be $50.
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

#10
February 08, 2020, 01:41:51 PM
Um... sure.... *hands $50 over*

So where is it?
                    

Kreg

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February 08, 2020, 01:50:26 PM Last Edit: February 08, 2020, 02:13:09 PM by Kreg
*Walks over to the royal pugs* You will need to buy food and food bowls for your pug. If you buy them here you will get $20 dollars off your pug!
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Russa Nodrey

#12
February 08, 2020, 05:24:32 PM
Hello, I would like to purchase a pug.
Freddy

Kreg

#13
February 08, 2020, 05:35:04 PM
One second miss. You may look at the pugs while I am working with my other customer.
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Rosie Willowwater

#14
February 08, 2020, 05:37:06 PM
Quote from: Kreg on February 08, 2020, 01:50:26 PM
*Walks over to the royal pugs* You will need to buy food and food bowls for your pug. If you buy them here you will get $20 dollars off your pug!

Wow! That's a steal! *hands over $50* I'm so excited for my pug!!!!  :laugh:
                    
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