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In which Sebias, One-Eye and Kade's fates are decided.

Started by shisteer of nothing much, April 24, 2020, 07:16:48 AM

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What should I give the wicked beasts for a bribe so they'll stop torturing me?

Nothing. Stay strong, Teer! You can put up with a bit of bad grammar. I believe in you!
Hah! You think anything will succeed in diverting us? Ignorant little fool! We will make you pay for your loyalty!
Hmmm... Gold and jewels. The world's largest diamond, perhaps? (Possibly large shares in the Federal Reserve?)
A magic bean or two should do the trick, so long as they're superstitious enough.
Castles, mansions, luxury homes equipped with spar pools and decorated by the best. (With a massive, personally owned golf course in the backyard)
Food.
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One-Eye the wildcat

#270
April 30, 2020, 03:03:26 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 30, 2020, 03:00:44 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 10:57:19 PM
Scott's fate was tied in with everybeast else. Nothing is more painful to him than being stuck in a 'tanisha proof' bunker while Lass goes hunting goblins.
(....you know that's just acting, right?...well, it is...Also...*blushes* er...I may or may not need your help...let's just say now I know why you never let me go by my self....)

I diagnose you with ship.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#271
April 30, 2020, 03:04:50 AM
(How in arda would that help  :-\)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

One-Eye the wildcat

#272
April 30, 2020, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 30, 2020, 03:04:50 AM
(How in arda would that help  :-\)

It makes me feel better.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#273
April 30, 2020, 03:07:49 AM
(. . . Dude. . .)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

#274
April 30, 2020, 06:35:47 AM
I PROTEST I CHOOSE MY OWN FATE!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Ebantu the Kararehe

#275
April 30, 2020, 06:36:59 AM
Spoiler
[close]
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#276
April 30, 2020, 06:38:33 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 30, 2020, 06:35:47 AM
I PROTEST I CHOOSE MY OWN FATE!
(...That's...not how life works...)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

#277
April 30, 2020, 06:47:32 AM
*snorts*
"MY PATH IS CLEAR ANYTHING CAN CHANGE!"

"DIIIIIEEE"

"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#278
April 30, 2020, 07:18:55 AM
*is shot* Man...why'd ya do this...to...me...*dies*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

#279
April 30, 2020, 08:51:52 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 10:16:58 PM
Halt! Enough Ranger's Apprentice quotes, Will ya?
I think (however dangerous that might be) that this deserves to go in the funny post collection.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

#280
April 30, 2020, 09:12:28 AM
*claps*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#281
April 30, 2020, 10:16:21 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 30, 2020, 06:35:47 AM
I PROTEST I CHOOSE MY OWN FATE!
Apparently not.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#282
April 30, 2020, 07:20:47 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 30, 2020, 07:18:55 AM
*is shot* Man...why'd ya do this...to...me...*dies*
I should have clarified that I shot Teer.
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Ebantu the Kararehe

#283
May 01, 2020, 07:10:39 AM
You fool! No mortal man can kill her.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

One-Eye the wildcat

#284
May 01, 2020, 07:19:31 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 01, 2020, 07:10:39 AM
You fool! No mortal man can kill her.

I am not mortal.

*starts playing "I'm back" by Eminem*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

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