The Official Wedding of Bookias

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Was still holding onto Seb and so gets poofed with him.*  HAH!  *Grabs BL and Seb both and drags them to the pulpit.*

-_-

*Feeds Kade his knuckles in the form of a sandwich* Take that, evil doer!

*Flies off with the A.R.S.E.N.E units*

[lass of something much]

Noooooooooo!!!!! THE POOR CILING!!!!

[Kade Rivok]

Heh, it's been awhile since I used this.  *Pulls out his enchanted fork and blasts A.R.S.E.N.E out of the sky before waving the fork and teleporting BL and Seb back to the ground.*  Did you enjoy your flight?

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, flying is overrated.  You should stay here on the ground 

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Captain Wortshire]

A.R.S.E.N.E activates Rebels Guard, absorbing the damage, adding an energy boost, and continues to fly off with Seb.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wait! Don't leave Bookie in the claws of those fiends!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Drags Seb to the pulpit.*  Somebody want to grab BL?  @Keva, you gonna marry them or what?

Do we have eyes on Bookie??

[Captain Wortshire]

*A.R.S.E.N.E unit flies in, grabs Bookie and blasts off.*


*Squishy 10% awakens, charges and attacks Kade*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah. Perfect. Thank you, A.R.S.E.N.E.

[Kade Rivok]

*Drags Seb to the pulpit.*  Somebody want to grab BL?  @Keva, you gonna marry them or what?

Do we have eyes on Bookie??

See below 

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Traitors, I say. That what y'all are. What have I ever done to you? On second thought, wrong question. What has Bookie done to deserve this?

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Exactly! I didn't want to be shipped (no offence, Seb).

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Bookie is a sweet darling who everybeast loves, and we want her to be happy

[close]

I will be happy when you desist from shipping me.

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Well said, Lass! Now, to begin preparations! Who wants to be in charge of making the wedding cake?

[close]

So, if you agree with Lass, you agree that I shouldn't be shipped, right? And as there won't be a wedding, there won't be a wedding cake.

I have to say I appreciate the Princess Bride memes.

Her message is pretty clear, though I'm not sure about that last part.  I think she may be saying that she wants a princess style wedding?

[Booklover]

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Kade Rivok]

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[close]

Hehe, I knew that would draw you out of hiding