Ghost Jarky's Babysitting Service

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Ah. Yes. Sorry Kass. Ghost Jarky said they would send you postcards...

[Flib Bigboat]

*Sad Kass sounds*

HAH!

[lass of something much]

Small child, if you misbehave, I will just ignore you, don't think you can gain my attention
by being a little prick. I can not be bothered right now. *Kass goes back to his book, at the same time, floating Infant Ebby around on a bit of wood*

[Flib Bigboat]

If you're ignoring me, how do you know I'm misbehaving?

[lass of something much]

*Seeing that toddler Scott had no interest in playing, little Lass waddled away to play in the water*

[Kade Rivok]

These bebies is goners.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

WHY DON'T YOU STOP MAKING SMART REMARKS AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING??? *Shoves Kade toward the supposedly dangerous water*

[Kade Rivok]

*Feels something push into his fluff.*  Hmmm?

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Sprays the Kade with fire extinguisher.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Tosses Rip into the water.*  Off we ya, ye vile chook!

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Sprays water at Kade* You can't believe how grateful I am that you called me a vile chook. 

[Kade Rivok]

You're quite welcome

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Launches an infant at Kade*

[Kade Rivok]

*Snaps it out of the air.*  Now now, you can't just throwing things at me.  My instincts kick in and nobody is happy.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

BABIES AREN'T THINGS!!!