News:

Cheers to an Auspicious Autumn, Ev'rybeast! Enjoy a hot cider and the cool breezes, as the year dwindles to its end. . .

Main Menu

Ghost Jarky's Babysitting Service

Started by Jarky Thistlebrush, October 03, 2020, 12:36:00 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 15 16 17 18 19 ... 39
User actions

Flib Bigboat

#240
November 13, 2020, 11:32:15 PM
now can you get GJ to allow me to go to court? i need to be on trial for feeding sebias's right sock to my goat and i will be late!
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#241
November 14, 2020, 12:05:41 AM
No, no, it's bedtime. You can go to court tomorrow.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Flib Bigboat

#242
November 14, 2020, 12:07:19 AM
Er, just so you know, it's teenage Flib. Who'd put a Dibbun on trial? (other than Sebias, of course.)
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#243
November 14, 2020, 12:12:59 AM
Still. 5:00pm is bedtime, even for teenagers.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Flib Bigboat

#244
November 14, 2020, 12:13:55 AM
it is 7:14 P.M. where I live!
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#245
November 14, 2020, 12:14:38 AM
I live everywhere and nowhere.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Flib Bigboat

#246
November 14, 2020, 12:16:06 AM
You go to sleep too, or I won't. You have to be a good example, y'know, especially for Dibbuns!
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#247
November 14, 2020, 12:22:23 AM
I do not sleep.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

WorshipTiria

#248
November 14, 2020, 12:25:27 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 14, 2020, 12:13:55 AM
it is 7:14 P.M. where I live!
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 14, 2020, 12:12:59 AM
Still. 5:00pm is bedtime, even for teenagers.

It is 17:24 PM where I live, and I go to bed at 11. maybe because I'm not a teenager but...
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE

Russa Nodrey

#249
November 14, 2020, 03:45:46 AM
*Russa flings herself into bed and immediately goes to sleep*
Freddy

WorshipTiria

#250
November 14, 2020, 05:03:49 AM
*Downs 84 milligrams of melatonin*

"Imma do the same."
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE

lass of something much

#251
November 16, 2020, 04:29:49 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 10, 2020, 06:08:00 AM
*Smokes for a few seconds, then recovers*
KASS! WE HAVE A FIREBENDER! PLEASE HELP!
Hazel, that was not nicey. Honestly, kids these days. *Turns to ask Jarky for help, then realises she's a dibbun* ARGH! I really do try, you know. *Levitates Hazel into the naughty corner in a cloud of lightning*
I'll do my best, m'lady.

*Kass passes Hazel a bag of fireflakes, then gently places her in her "room" (IE an indestructible, inescapable vault)*


Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 11, 2020, 04:42:37 PM
*Infant Scott plays with his paring knife*
* Infant Lass looks at Toddler Scott with a mixture of fear and awe
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#252
November 16, 2020, 04:41:59 AM
Ugh, thank you Kass. I don't know what I'd do without you. *Pours self some peppermint tea*
*Meanwhile, Infant Jarky wanders up to Infant Lass*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Scott McLamok

#253
November 16, 2020, 06:48:52 PM
*Readies his knife*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#254
November 16, 2020, 06:59:39 PM
* Infant Lass is frightened
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 15 16 17 18 19 ... 39
User actions