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Sebias of Redwall

November 15, 2020, 11:44:26 PM Last Edit: November 15, 2020, 11:48:48 PM by Sebias of Redwall
*Turns to camera, adjusting green tie* Greetings, and welcome to the official Cellar news channel. Where we tell you what you NEED to know! Has life become too hard? Is it difficult to use your own brain to make decisions that someone else could make for you? FEAR NOT! We are here to assist my needs- ah, wait, I meant to assist YOU!:D (Charlie, edit that for me, will ya?)

First off, it has been announced that Heflin the Cow has been seen jumping over the moon. Spoons and dishes flee in terror, while the dogs laugh and the cats fiddles. What will we do? What should YOU do? Stay tuned.

Next up, is the cake actually a lie? Also stay tuned.

*The screen switches to a commercial and Seb hops out of his seat* I could use some more people in my staff. Any volunteers? I could use some reporters to find some stories and the like.

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#1
November 16, 2020, 04:55:58 AM
Sure! I'm a decent reporter.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#2
November 16, 2020, 05:59:17 AM
I'll take your word for it! *Hands Jarky a paper and pencil* Take Bert, he has the camera.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#3
November 16, 2020, 08:18:45 AM Last Edit: November 16, 2020, 08:20:43 AM by Captain Wortshire
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
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lass of something much

#4
November 16, 2020, 11:22:07 AM
*unplugs it*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

#5
November 16, 2020, 06:52:38 PM
@Sebias of Redwall  I need a new rule in the cellars! PLEASE HEAR ME OUT!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Sebias of Redwall

#6
November 17, 2020, 09:33:30 AM
*Hands the mic to Scott* Let's hear it. Then we might repeat it later tonight.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#7
November 17, 2020, 09:36:49 AM
*Smiles warmly at Scott and whispers* Good luck! :)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

#8
November 17, 2020, 12:08:00 PM
Didn't we already have a thread like this?
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lass of something much

#9
November 17, 2020, 08:13:45 PM
Not that I know of?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

#10
November 17, 2020, 08:27:35 PM
Found it!  Forum News Network
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Scott McLamok

#11
November 17, 2020, 08:28:47 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 17, 2020, 09:33:30 AM
*Hands the mic to Scott* Let's hear it. Then we might repeat it later tonight.
Thank you Seb! *Coughs* Ah-hem! I would like Seb's vote to count as two!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#12
November 17, 2020, 08:29:24 PM
o.0
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

#13
November 18, 2020, 09:27:01 AM
Eh?
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

#14
December 03, 2020, 04:32:17 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 17, 2020, 08:28:47 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 17, 2020, 09:33:30 AM
*Hands the mic to Scott* Let's hear it. Then we might repeat it later tonight.
Thank you Seb! *Coughs* Ah-hem! I would like Seb's vote to count as two!
Could you elaborate on that please, sir? I must say that I'm intrigued!


Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2020, 08:27:35 PM
Found it!  Forum News Network
Oh. >.> Well that's disappointing. I thought this was my idea. EH. Originality is overrated.  ;D

Also:
BrEaKiNg NeWs! (If fashionably late. *Cough cough*) The Cellars are in chaos as dung beetles invade! Many powers are at play, folks. Will the Emperor Sebias Humbleton remain on top? Will the Usurper or the any of the others manage to grasp a hold before they are stopped? Stay tuned.

@Evie what are your thoughts on the matter? *Gives the mic to Evie*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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