The Wedding of Seer of NothingRed

[lass of something much]

*Swings lightsaber at Scott's neck* Nah, just the only Star Wars thing I know!

He has beskar armour, designed to fight Jedi, you're doomed...

[Scott McLamok]

I know right! I'm her counter!

[Mara the Wolf]

But I'm on Darth Vader/Anakin's side.

[Scott McLamok]

I'm a Mandalorian I'm on my own side! The Sith and Jedi are both my enemies!

[Mara the Wolf]

Just die already! *Uses Force to choke Scott*

[lass of something much]

*Bends Sika's blood to ice*

I'm a Mandalorian I'm on my own side! The Sith and Jedi are both my enemies!

*Uses the force....looks down sadly*

[Scott McLamok]

Just die already! *Uses Force to choke Scott*

*Shoves a metal ring down his throat forcing it to say open and take in oxygen* Stop already!

[lass of something much]

*Uses the force to undo Sika's work*

[Scott McLamok]

You can be a grey jedi!

*Vomits the ring out* Eeew!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*drinks the gingerbeer and is still in Kade's basically everything proof fluff, so is unaffected by any and all spells*

DON'T INSULT VERDAUGA! He's my honeyfish!

[lass of something much]

You can be a grey jedi!

*Vomits the ring out* Eeew!

Nah, bro, I'm a sith

[Scott McLamok]

Wa? No!

[lass of something much]

Oh? Than what am I?!

[Booklover]

Adva Kedava! *Uses killing spell on Scott*

Do you mean avada kedavra? *a jet of green light shoots in a random direction* Oops? Maybe whoever it hits will only get a nosebleed?

*would also quote the His Dark Materials thing but cannot be bothered to* Weren't they all destroyed? I might be misremembering, I've only read it once (well, I've read Northern Lights twice, but everything else once).

*would also quote the polar bear thing but again, it's too much effort to open another tab to do it in* You realise that referencing His Dark Materials and then talking about polar bears implies you killed the polar bears from His Dark Materials? Or maybe you did mean that and I just didn't realise when skim reading the posts.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ugh... muffins.