Masika vs Scottie McScottface

[Mara the Wolf]

(Correction: There currently isn't a cure)

[lass of something much]

(Oh. 0.0...I'm so sorry...)

[Scott McLamok]

(You two would give me diabetes...except I already have it. And no, that ain't a compliment. Welp, anyway, off to create The Divorce Of McLass topic... )

Fenrir practically shrugged off the knife, what with his MASSIVE size and bit down.

(Oh dear....Lass....I think we've made an enemy......)

Scott stands up and gags.

"Masika! Gak....Does that thing brush it's teeth? I suggest givin' the poor thing a breath mint every few days....."

[Mara the Wolf]

Do you know where I can buy toothbrushes for wolves big enough to eat Odin?

[lass of something much]

(You two would give me diabetes...except I already have it. And no, that ain't a compliment. Welp, anyway, off to create The Divorce Of McLass topic... )

Fenrir practically shrugged off the knife, what with his MASSIVE size and bit down.

(Oh dear....Lass....I think we've made an enemy......)

Scott stands up and gags.

"Masika! Gak....Does that thing brush it's teeth? I suggest givin' the poor thing a breath mint every few days....."

(Well crudnuggets...Shame it's Masika, she's really cool..)

[Mara the Wolf]

(I misread that as "She's really not cool". I was about to tear into you )

[Scott McLamok]

(Umm....You are about to....Tear into her....)

Do you know where I can buy toothbrushes for wolves big enough to eat Odin?

"Yes actually!"

[Mara the Wolf]

Where?

[Scott McLamok]

"Worty! He has everything"

[Mara the Wolf]

Awesome. Make a Captain Mashire wedding topic.

*Fenrir attempts to chomp the idiot squirrel again*

[lass of something much]

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(I misread that as "She's really not cool". I was about to tear into you )

(Why would you think I would say a horrible thing like that? o.o)

[Mara the Wolf]

(Ripred told me in a PM Flib doesn't like me; thinks me too bossy)

[lass of something much]

(So? I'm an annoying little brat, our flaws are what make us endearing! Also, I have -tried to make you arts, if I didn't like you, I wouldn't have tried.)

[Scott McLamok]

(Pls make her killing me!)

[Mara the Wolf]

(You want me to kill you Scott?)