Delete the Cellars

[Verdauga]

The only American way to treat tea.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach... *Quietly floatz in ze air*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Pours tea for everyone*

Oooh, can I have so...

*Dumps the tea on the ground* 

...Oh.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Pours tea for everyone that wants some*
*Also offers coffee from Verd's Fishy Cafe*

[Ally046]

*Dumps the tea on the ground* 

*Glares at Seb*

[Verdauga]

Since Masika has decided to support the overlords, should this topic be renamed "Delete the Cellars"?

[Mara the Wolf]

Are you onboard, Verd? /:)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zetz Masika'z 'air on fire tae zee if it vill change 'er moind, zen hovlz*

[Mara the Wolf]

*Kicks and claws HIAG as she breaks free and dives into the nearby pond*

You wanna know torture, HIAG? Watch every. Single. Alpha & Omega movie. Or every single Care Bears movie. Or A Troll in Central Park.

[Flib Bigboat]

This is weird. What is with you and traumatic movies, Masika?

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

The Alpha & Omega's first movie wasn't that bad

[Mara the Wolf]

Bambi, The Lion King, and The Land Before Time are classics considered traumatic because they feature death in a family movie, to varying degrees of grief (Bambi has birds singing "gay little spring songs" (when the movie was made, "gay" meant, "carefree, happy") and virtually no grief after the mother's death. The Lion King features a kid begging with their parent's corpse to wake up and spends years thinking he's responsible for his father's death. The Land Before Time not only has a kid watch his mother die, he also saw a chunk of her flesh be torn out of her back and was hunted down by his mother's killer (not to mention the death isn't immediately followed by a happy song like Disney does, but instead shows realistic grief)).

All Dogs Go to Heaven has the main character killed off twice and nightmarish depictions of Hell.

I had all 4 of these movies growing up, and I loved them.

The ones I recommended to HIAG are tortuous because they're stupid (Alpha & Omega), they're meant for babies (Care Bears and A Troll in Central Park), or they're franchises that keep spawning awful sequels that the only joy derived from them is watching Internet reviewers suffer (Alpha & Omega for Bobsheaux and Care Bears for Nostalgia Critic (the second isn't worth it, as footage from the Care Bears movies makes your eyes vomit))

[Flib Bigboat]

Now you hate me for accidentally making you mad again. And I don't care.
(Also, is there a movie about the tale of King Rhitta and the Spiral Castle? If there is, I will never watch another movie again.)

[Mara the Wolf]

I do not hate you, I simply explained things for you.

[Flib Bigboat]

You ought to know by now, me and explanations never understand each other.