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Norham Waterpaw

#480
April 24, 2013, 11:14:51 PM
*slaps forehead*  ::)
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Shadowed One

#481
April 25, 2013, 02:26:02 AM
What is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you.
A pool table!
Martin the Warrior is way more epic than Mickey Mouse. Anyone who says otherwise is insane, or just wrong.

"I'm languishing in heroic obscurity!"-Doc

Buzz_Bumble

#482
April 25, 2013, 03:31:56 AM
How many ears did Mr Spock have?
Three ... a left ear, a right ear, and the Final Frontier.     ::)

Norham Waterpaw

#483
April 25, 2013, 12:11:47 PM
*slaps forehead*  ::)
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Buzz_Bumble

#484
April 25, 2013, 10:33:30 PM
Hey, don't blame me. The topic doesn't say "Good Jokes".   ;)

Maudie

#485
April 26, 2013, 02:40:14 PM
Quote from: Buzz_Bumble on April 25, 2013, 03:31:56 AM
How many ears did Mr Spock have?
Three ... a left ear, a right ear, and the Final Frontier.     ::)

No, no, no! It's:
How many ears did Davy Crocket have?
Three: A left ear, A right ear, and a Wild Front ear!
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Buzz_Bumble

#486
April 27, 2013, 04:29:31 AM Last Edit: April 27, 2013, 04:31:15 AM by Buzz_Bumble
I was going to post that one too, although using Daniel Boone, or Billy the Kid, or Col. Custer, or ...  :)


What big and hairy and seen running through North American forests?
Well, it certainly ain't gonna be "Bigfoot" that's for certain.   ;)

Norham Waterpaw

#487
April 27, 2013, 05:16:54 AM
*slaps forehead again* *Beep! Beep! Forehead damage critical! Skull breach imminent!* ;D
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Maudie

#488
May 16, 2013, 03:06:12 AM
Did you know that about 8 days ago (from May 16) was Star Wars day?

May the fourth be with you!
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Buzz_Bumble

#489
May 16, 2013, 07:32:53 AM
Knock, knock ...

Thomas Barkshield

#490
May 16, 2013, 07:12:40 PM
Q:How much dirt is in a 3 by 3 by 3 hole?

A: None, its a hole!

KitrallStreamrippler

#491
May 17, 2013, 01:41:23 AM
Quote from: Buzz_Bumble on May 16, 2013, 07:32:53 AM
Knock, knock ...

*cautiously* Who's there?
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Buzz_Bumble

#492
May 17, 2013, 08:10:29 AM
Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on May 17, 2013, 01:41:23 AM
Quote from: Buzz_Bumble on May 16, 2013, 07:32:53 AM
Knock, knock ...

*cautiously* Who's there?

{silence}

You took too long to answer the door, and they've gone away again. 

;)

KitrallStreamrippler

#493
May 18, 2013, 07:18:00 PM
Knock knock...
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Maudie

#494
May 18, 2013, 07:25:39 PM
Who's there?
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

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