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Ungatt Trunn

#555
December 31, 2014, 12:07:59 AM
Somebody accused me of having a fake fishing rod. But I told that it was the "reel" deal.

:o  :o  :D

Life is too short to rush through it.

Izeroth

#556
December 31, 2014, 02:41:02 AM
Teacher: Summarize this lesson in your own words.
Student: Dhshggsj shsvshj jdbsbsh!

Skyblade

#557
February 15, 2015, 10:27:10 PM
Revive :D

Here is a joke with no point. For some reason, I still find it entertaining.
Someone: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Someone else: Are you a tree?
Someone: No.

And one that has a more recognizable punch line:
A person: Hey, someone said you sound like an owl.
Another person: Who?

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Russa Nodrey

#558
March 27, 2015, 03:37:22 AM
What did the chicken say to the cow? Nothing, chickens don't talk! Harharhar!!! Hardy har! Haahaahaw!!!! Heeheeheeheehee!!!
Freddy

Delthion

#559
March 28, 2015, 02:39:51 AM
You know people who cast out demons are really fit. They always exorcise. ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Wylder Treejumper

#560
March 28, 2015, 02:43:02 AM
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!

Two fish were in a tank. One looked at the other and said, "How do you drive this thing?"
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Skyblade

#561
June 18, 2015, 03:02:22 AM
Person 1: It's after you! It's after you!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: V, W, X, Y, and Z.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Kitsune

#562
June 18, 2015, 03:04:36 AM
Quote from: Delthion on March 28, 2015, 02:39:51 AM
You know people who cast out demons are really fit. They always exorcise. ;D ;D

Sorry to dig up an old post, but this one really got to me. :'D I have had a few experiences with demons. Scary. :P

The Skarzs

#563
July 17, 2015, 04:12:53 AM
What's worse than one sequel?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Skyblade

#564
July 17, 2015, 04:14:11 AM
Two sequels? A prequel?

(I don't know)

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Wylder Treejumper

#565
July 17, 2015, 04:14:16 AM
Three of them. Or six of them, depending on what you are thinking of... :P
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

#566
July 17, 2015, 04:17:03 AM
Both are correct.

What's worse than more sequels?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

#567
July 17, 2015, 04:17:21 AM
Less sequels?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

#568
July 17, 2015, 04:18:26 AM
A director in love with making sequels.

What's worse than a director in love with making sequels?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

#569
July 17, 2015, 04:21:39 AM
The world in love with making sequels.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.
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