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Rainshadow

#540
June 10, 2014, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 02, 2013, 12:00:50 AM
Why was six afraid of seven??

  I assume it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating...

Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 02, 2013, 12:00:50 AM
Seven Eight Nine!!!

  Oh, it's word play.
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#541
June 10, 2014, 08:18:46 PM
Nae a joke, but a tongue-tvizter-

Zay "Free Frezh Fizh Flezh" foive toimez fazt! Mozt difficult!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Cornflower MM

#542
June 11, 2014, 12:40:58 AM
That's easy. Until you try to say it with the Aussie accent.

Me: Say roast three times
You: Roast, roast, roast.
Me: What goes into a toaster?
You: Toast.
Me: No! Bread!

Rusvul

#543
June 11, 2014, 01:22:30 AM
My efforts went something like this: 'Free fresh fish flesh free fref flish fleh flef flf flf fff...'

The Skarzs

#544
June 11, 2014, 01:24:48 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 11, 2014, 12:40:58 AM
Me: Say roast three times
You: Roast, roast, roast.
Me: What goes into a toaster?
You: Toast.
Me: No! Bread!
Someone pulled that on me before.

How Long Is A Chinaman
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Blazemane

#545
June 11, 2014, 01:40:59 AM Last Edit: June 11, 2014, 01:43:07 AM by Blazemane
I think Head's tongue twister might have gotten me saying Chinese retroflex vowels...

Quote from: The Skarzs on June 11, 2014, 01:24:48 AM
How Long Is A Chinaman

Hmm... "A Chinaman." 9 letters? I don't know.

O.k., so this works better live, but:

Why do elephants have pink eyes?
Spoiler
So they can blend in with the cherry trees, of course.
[close]
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Spoiler
Works, doesn't it?
[close]
Why do elephants have flat feet?
Spoiler
From jumping out of the cherry trees at night.
[close]
Why are pygmy shrews so short?
Spoiler
They keep going into the cherry tree groves at night.
[close]

The Skarzs

#546
June 11, 2014, 01:48:40 AM
::)

The answer to mine is: Yes.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#547
June 11, 2014, 03:44:40 AM
Vron', tiz 42!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

#548
June 11, 2014, 03:46:27 AM
No, How Long is a Chinaman.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#549
June 11, 2014, 03:54:43 AM
Roight, 42!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Blazemane

#550
June 11, 2014, 04:16:33 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 11, 2014, 01:48:40 AM
::)

The answer to mine is: Yes.

Oh. I was wondering where your question mark was...

Dannflor

#551
July 01, 2014, 09:01:47 PM
*Said the Eye Doctor to the Child "let me see if you can see"*
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

The Skarzs

#552
July 03, 2014, 09:47:49 PM
Quote from: Blazemane on June 11, 2014, 04:16:33 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 11, 2014, 01:48:40 AM
::)

The answer to mine is: Yes.

Oh. I was wondering where your question mark was...
It's his name. ;D
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ungatt Trunn

#553
December 30, 2014, 10:36:50 PM
What do you call a servant with blonde hair?

A GOLDEN RETRIVER!!!  :o  :o  :D

Life is too short to rush through it.

Hickory

#554
December 30, 2014, 11:09:48 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor who? *facepalms*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
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