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Cornflower MM

#525
November 30, 2013, 02:10:33 AM
LOL LOL LOL!!!! I seriously fell out of the chair!!!!!

Dumb out od season joke:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?? (Answer way down below)










































He didn't have the Guts!! Get it? No guts!

Redwaller

#526
December 01, 2013, 12:37:35 PM
There's already a topic for this: Jokes

The Shade

#527
December 01, 2013, 05:57:12 PM
Quote from: Redwaller on December 01, 2013, 12:37:35 PM
There's already a topic for this: Jokes
Well, in the cellars it doesn't really matter, I doubt a mod will bother to lock or merge 'em.  ;)
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Cornflower MM

#528
December 02, 2013, 12:00:50 AM
Um, hello? You're supposed to post a joke here??

Why was six afraid of seven??











Seven Eight Nine!!!

rachel25

#529
December 02, 2013, 03:07:19 PM
 ::) I should have seen that coming.
Two melons meet, and fall in love. One day, one melon says to the other "Let's run away together, and get married."
Then the other melon said, "Sorry I can't cantaloupe."
Please someone get this.

Cornflower MM

#530
December 02, 2013, 05:59:35 PM Last Edit: December 02, 2013, 06:02:46 PM by Cornflower MM
I GOT IT!! I think! Cantaloupe, elope! And melons!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?













He had no BODY to go with!!!

Dawnwing

#531
December 02, 2013, 08:20:52 PM Last Edit: December 03, 2013, 05:47:39 AM by Dawnwing
Merged the new joke thread with the old one.


A joke I've heard in my computer classes:

Q: How do you tell an introverted programmer from an extroverted programmer?
A: An extroverted programmer looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

rachel25

#532
December 02, 2013, 08:53:13 PM
I don't get it  :(
Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties?
Because he's a fungie!  ;D

Dawnwing

#533
December 03, 2013, 05:47:57 AM
Oops, I missed the word "looks" in the punchline. Does that help?

rachel25

#534
January 03, 2014, 05:37:32 PM
Yeah that helps.

I was out for a walk the other day, when I saw a Justine Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree. So I took it. Never know when you could use a nail.  ;D

In my house, it changed to taking the tree. We have wood burners. Its kind of a weird wood obsession. 

Brinty

#535
January 07, 2014, 01:41:55 AM
I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier for my birthday. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

How do you drop an egg on a cement floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, cement floors are really hard to break.   ;)
Frodo: "Sam you must understand I'm going alone"
Sam: "Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!"

Hook: "Come on peter pan fly to the rescue and I'll shoot you right through your noble intentions!"

Bard: "You have no right, no right to enter that mountain!"
Thorin: "I have thee only right.

Gonff the Mousethief

#536
March 07, 2014, 12:07:06 AM
Why did the zebra cross the road?
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#537
March 07, 2014, 12:52:03 AM
Tae get tae ze ozer ztripe!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Norham Waterpaw

#538
March 07, 2014, 01:22:34 AM
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup- MOO!
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Cornflower MM

#539
June 10, 2014, 06:25:04 PM
REVIVE!!!

What did the banana say when the elephant sat on it?




Nothing. Banana's don't talk.
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