Jokes

Cornflower MM · November 30, 2013, 02:10:33 AM

LOL LOL LOL!!!! I seriously fell out of the chair!!!!!

Dumb out od season joke:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?? (Answer way down below)

He didn't have the Guts!! Get it? No guts!

Redwaller · December 01, 2013, 12:37:35 PM

There's already a topic for this: Jokes

The Shade · December 01, 2013, 05:57:12 PM

Quote from: Redwaller on December 01, 2013, 12:37:35 PM
There's already a topic for this: Jokes

Well, in the cellars it doesn't really matter, I doubt a mod will bother to lock or merge 'em.

Cornflower MM · December 02, 2013, 12:00:50 AM

Um, hello? You're supposed to post a joke here??

Why was six afraid of seven??

Seven Eight Nine!!!

rachel25 · December 02, 2013, 03:07:19 PM

I should have seen that coming.
Two melons meet, and fall in love. One day, one melon says to the other "Let's run away together, and get married."
Then the other melon said, "Sorry I can't cantaloupe."
Please someone get this.

Cornflower MM · December 02, 2013, 05:59:35 PM

I GOT IT!! I think! Cantaloupe, elope! And melons!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no BODY to go with!!!

Dawnwing · December 02, 2013, 08:20:52 PM

Merged the new joke thread with the old one.

A joke I've heard in my computer classes:

Q: How do you tell an introverted programmer from an extroverted programmer?
A: An extroverted programmer looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

rachel25 · December 02, 2013, 08:53:13 PM

I don't get it

Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties?
Because he's a fungie!

Dawnwing · December 03, 2013, 05:47:57 AM

Oops, I missed the word "looks" in the punchline. Does that help?

rachel25 · January 03, 2014, 05:37:32 PM

Yeah that helps.

I was out for a walk the other day, when I saw a Justine Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree. So I took it. Never know when you could use a nail.

In my house, it changed to taking the tree. We have wood burners. Its kind of a weird wood obsession.

Brinty · January 07, 2014, 01:41:55 AM

I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier for my birthday. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

How do you drop an egg on a cement floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, cement floors are really hard to break.

Gonff the Mousethief · March 07, 2014, 12:07:06 AM

Why did the zebra cross the road?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy · March 07, 2014, 12:52:03 AM

Tae get tae ze ozer ztripe!

Norham Waterpaw · March 07, 2014, 01:22:34 AM

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup- MOO!

Cornflower MM · June 10, 2014, 06:25:04 PM

REVIVE!!!

What did the banana say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing. Banana's don't talk.

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