Jokes

[Rainshadow]

Why was six afraid of seven??

  I assume it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating...

Seven Eight Nine!!!

  Oh, it's word play.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nae a joke, but a tongue-tvizter-

Zay "Free Frezh Fizh Flezh" foive toimez fazt! Mozt difficult!

[Cornflower MM]

That's easy. Until you try to say it with the Aussie accent.

Me: Say roast three times
You: Roast, roast, roast.
Me: What goes into a toaster?
You: Toast.
Me: No! Bread!

[Rusvul]

My efforts went something like this: 'Free fresh fish flesh free fref flish fleh flef flf flf fff...'

[The Skarzs]

Me: Say roast three times
You: Roast, roast, roast.
Me: What goes into a toaster?
You: Toast.
Me: No! Bread!

Someone pulled that on me before.

How Long Is A Chinaman

[Blazemane]

I think Head's tongue twister might have gotten me saying Chinese retroflex vowels...

How Long Is A Chinaman

Hmm... "A Chinaman." 9 letters? I don't know.

O.k., so this works better live, but:

Why do elephants have pink eyes?

Spoiler

So they can blend in with the cherry trees, of course.

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Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Spoiler

Works, doesn't it?

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

Spoiler

From jumping out of the cherry trees at night.

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Why are pygmy shrews so short?

Spoiler

They keep going into the cherry tree groves at night.

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[The Skarzs]

The answer to mine is: Yes.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vron', tiz 42!

[The Skarzs]

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Roight, 42!

[Blazemane]

The answer to mine is: Yes.

Oh. I was wondering where your question mark was...

[Dannflor]

*Said the Eye Doctor to the Child "let me see if you can see"*

[The Skarzs]

The answer to mine is: Yes.

Oh. I was wondering where your question mark was...

It's his name.

[Ungatt Trunn]

What do you call a servant with blonde hair?

A GOLDEN RETRIVER!!!     

[Hickory]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor who? *facepalms*