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Started by Redwall Musician, June 25, 2011, 02:02:12 AM

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Dannflower Reguba

Hey! That's MY joke!  :D I have this thing that is called, "365 days of humor," There is a joke for every day of the year.
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Felldoh154

What's today's joke?

Skyblade

Can somebody please explain Rainshadow's last joke to me, please?


Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Felldoh154

Which one was it?

Skyblade

The one where blondes were asked questions

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Felldoh154

It's saying all blondes are stupid, the blonde misses a few easy question and the crowd of blondes says "give her another chance!" than she gets 1+1 correct and the crowd of blondes thinks she got it wrong and continues shouting, "give her another chsnce!"

Skyblade

Oh, now I get it. Thanks.


Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Felldoh154

No problem :)

What kind of room has no walls?

Skyblade

I don't know. What?

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

MatthiasMan

One that doesn't have walls obviously.

Capn Greypatch

Quote from: MatthiasMan on July 09, 2012, 02:25:44 PM
One that doesn't have walls obviously.

But if there's no walls, isn't that not a room? :P
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Rusvul

Quote from: danflorreguba on July 09, 2012, 02:02:08 AM
Humph, He messed it all up! It was Trash Manners and Your a Dumbell! And they were driving a car, Trash fell out, manners was helping him up, Dumbell drives on, gets pulled over by a cop, asks for name.... Yeah.... the cop got mad at him for how the Dumbell responded, Policeman asks, "Where are your manners!?" "About five miles down, picking up Trash."
I like mine better, funnier if the manners are picking up poop, lol,  but thats prolly cause i am the one who posted it XD

Rainshadow

There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.
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Tiria Wildlough

Heh, I heard something like that.
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