Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Lantur]

To catch your fish! This is a do-it-yourself restaurant.

Waiter, there's a hammer in my soup!

[Coobreedan]

Well, you wanted Hammer-Head Shark soup but we forgot the shark part. Very sorry.

Waiter, there's a tiny invisible unicorn in my soup!

[Melody]

well how do you know it's there?

Waiter why is there a monkey in my soup?

[Lantur]

It's a LEMUR, for the love of sushi, get your facts right!!

Waiter, there's a Ñ in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

Sorry, we forgot he rest of the m.

Waiter, there's a forum in my soup! And it's a Redwall Forum!

[Lantur]

OMG I CAN HAS?

Waiter, there's a pair of scissors in my soup!

[eualaia]

so?


waiter theres soup in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Really? Sorry about that, but we were all out of broth, so we had to give you soup.

Waiter, there's a computer in my soup!

[Lantur]

Ah, no, actually, there isn't. It's a noodle SHAPED like a computer. JUST EAT IT.

Waiter, there's a caterpillar in my soup!

[eualaia]

eat the catterpillar they good for you

waiter theres a ?? in my soup

[Lantur]

I think that's a noodle. After all, this is ?? soup.

Waiter, there's an email in my soup!

[Mad Maudie]

OK you check it!

Waiter There's a smiley face in my soup 

[Lantur]

...Are you complaining?

Waiter, there's a cloud in my soup!

[eualaia]

uhhh

waiter, youtube is in my soup


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=LLxjtHaBjXg6KHvZh3x7iDdg&v=KJ6p8JLu1X4

click the link and listen

[Ceteruler]

I don't know what to say.

Waiter there is a closet full of dirty clothes in my bedr- excuse me, my soup!