Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[eualaia]

yum


waiter theres a weevil in my soup

[Nightfire]

Oh, I am so sorry! Just eat it, it's good protein.


Waiter, there is sand in my soup!

[Bragoon]

Well what do you expect, ordering soup in the middle of a desert?


Waiter, there's a duckling paddling about in my soup.

[Nightfire]

Aww, how cute! Erm...that's our free pet policy. You get one with each order.


Waiter, there's snow in my soup!

[eualaia]

you wanted cold soup


waiter theres an otter in my soup

[Mad Maudie]

Live in a pigsty eat like a pig OOC geddit geddit?

Waiter there's a can in my soup

[Bragoon]

I'm terribly sorry, but you're in Soviet Russia now, where soup holds cans.

Waiter, there's a book in my soup.

[Lantur]

Ah, no, actually. It's disintegrated trees and ink by now.

Waiter, there's a globe in my soup!

[eualaia]

its a snowglobe of the restraunt

waiter theres  :O theres a tiger WHO THE HECK KILLS A TIGER??!!? whoever killed the tiger is evil

[Tiria Wildlough]

Just eat it. It will look bad for the restaurant if you complain.
Waiter, there's a in my soup!!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Its complimentary.  Would you like me to remove it?
Waiter, theres a badger Lord in my soup...  IT HAS BLOODWRATH!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Tiria Wildlough]

Throw the entree (spelling) at it!
Waiter, there's a download in my soup!!

[winifred]

Um, throw it away then *what  a waste*
waiter there is a hole in my soup!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Eat the soup, and leave the hole on the side of your plate.
Waiter, Mairead Nesbitt is playing her fiddle in my soup!

[winifred]

DONT EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;DJust sit quietly and liten when she is done escort her home then come back and help me with my soup!
WAITOR, THERE IS A TILLY WILDLOUGH IN MY SOUP!!!