Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

then take it out and pass the time before dessert!

Waiter, there's a history book in my soup!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Thats because your mom told me your behind in school

Waiter theres a tree in my zoup!

[Redwallfan7]

Woops, my team of wood cutting weasels must have accidentally chopped it in there

Waiter, there's a glue gun in my soup

[Tiria Wildlough]

That's to glue yourself to the chair in case you feel like leaving. No one can leave until they've finished everything. EVERYTHING!
Waiter, there's a penguin in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

He got in there because he wanted to warm up!

Waiter, there's a yoyo in my soup!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Didn't you order the fun surprise?

Waider dere be's a floi in me zoup!

[Nightfire]

So THAT'S where you went, Jerry! I wondered about that.


Waiter, there's a jellyfish in my soup!

[eualaia]

DONT EAT IT OR YE"LL DIE


waiter death is in my soup

[Dannflower Reguba]

Than kill him! We don't need any more a' 'im!

Waider, dere bes uh sangwitch in moi Zoup!

[Nightfire]

A Sangwitch? Could you be a little clearer, please?



Waiter, there's a piece of wood in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

It is the lumberjack special.
Waiter a keyboard is in my soup!

[Dannflower Reguba]

I was talking mole, it was sandwich
Didn't you order the techno geek special?

Waider! dere bes a Mouse in moi zoup!

[Primrosewarrior]

Would you like some cheese on that?

Waiter, there is a stick bug in my soup!

[DeathRage]

Scary.

Waiter! There is a toad in my soup! It's got a trident! AHH!

[Ceteruler]

Feed it a shrew and it'll be fine.
Waiter a clock is on my soup!