Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Lord Deathblade]

No, thats my model of you.

Waiter, Lord Brocktree is in my soup.

[Ceteruler]

I think we mixed him up with brocolli.
Waiter, there's an empty Coke can in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Tsk tsk....young 'uns these days...never recycle nothin'.


Waiter, there's a fried green tomato in my soup!

[Lord Deathblade]

No, that's red. You're just color-blind.

Waiter, there's a squirrel in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Oops. Sorry, I'll get out immediately.


Waiter, there's a Boneknapper in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

uuummmm.... what?

Waiter there is a medium sort-of rare steak in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Well, you ordered meat soup.


Waiter, the Grinch is in my soup!!!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Oops! I thought that was the cactus!

Waiter theres a Redwall book in my soup!

[redwallgurl]

eat it it'll make you smarter

waiter theres a leaf in my soup

[Dannflower Reguba]

Eat it its healthy! bye the way a Redwall book would make me more imaginative.

Waiter theres a stapler in my soup!

[redwallgurl]

Staple the staple to the side of the bowl the decoration always gets loose

waiter theres a project in my soup

[Ceteruler]

So /that's/ where my Newton's Cradle project went.

Waiter there's a chat box in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

Woops, I forgot to take it out when I was editing it

Wasiter, there's a marker in my soup

[Tiria Wildlough]

Get your table marker out of your soup this instant!
Waiter, Megamind is in my soup!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Well than take his dehydration gun and turn him into an ice cube!

Waiter there's a rat in my soup!