Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[cicizhang01]

I'll take it!!!

aiter, there's a feather in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Well, you did order chicken soup, didn't you? You get the full deal, m'lad!

Waiter, there's a...a...mouse! In my soup! And it looks like Martin! *faints*

[Rainshadow]

  Well, I guess that be 'ow Martin died.


  Waiter, there be a... a... sp-spider i-in me soup!  'Elp!!!

[Eustace Scrubb]

Well to bad you don't like spiders. I guess I'll eat your soup.

Waiter, there's an "s" in my soup. 

[Griffen]

oh my bad, let me get you some uop.

waiter there is a black hole in my soup

[Rainshadow]

  Are you sure it's not in your stomach?  You've been here all day!

  Waiter, there's a shoe in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

find the other and put them on

Waiter, there's a mirror in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  No silly!  The soup is just... er... very reflective!

  Waiter!!!!!!!  There be ketchup in me soup!!!!!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

'Tis t'go with your fries, mate.

Waiter...there is a weasel with a bow and arrow in my soup...don't make a single move, or he'll shoot!

[Leatho Shellhound]

Haha hee hee, I like weasel soup.......and look this weasel was shot by a bow and arrow.

Waiter, there's a boat in my soup! 

[Redwallfan7]

Go voyaging!

Waiter, there's a copy of Doomwyte in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Well, aren't ye gonna read it?

Waiter, there's a message in my soup.

[Redwallfan7]

Read it!

Waiter, there's a pair of sunglasses in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Look for the sun in there too, then!

Waiter, it's hailing in my soup.

[Redwallfan7]

That's what you get for wanting to eat outside

waiter, there's an abbey ancestry book in my soup!