Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

Keep it, since you like cats so much

Waiter, there's a Calvin and Hobbes book in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Oh, they must be there for the tuna.


  Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!

[MatthiasMan]

Whadaya expect, a gallon o' milk?


Waiter, there are angel wings in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  I think your guardian angel got hungry.


  Waiter, Johnny Depp is in my soup!  (Can I get your autograph?)

[psybox]

in role?

Waiter,  there's a weeping angel in my soup!  (please don't blink.)

[Rainshadow]

  *Blinks*  Ooookaaayyy... moving on.


  Waiter, there's a vacuum in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Get it out, quick, if you want to taste that soup!

Waiter, there's a MUSHROOM in my SOUP! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!!!

[Rainshadow]

  OH!  That's Mario's soup!  Sorry!


  Waiter, Clu is in my soup!  (Tron: Legacy)

[Popcornman]

Poke her witha pin and watch her disolve

waiter theres a creeper(off of minecraft) in my soup

[Rainshadow]

  Where did I put my diamond sword?


  Waiter, Skillet is in my soup!  (Band, not cooking pan)

[Redwallfan7]

Ask them if you can get free backstage passes to their next concert.

Waiter, a copy of the Redwall t.v show is in my soup!

[AbbotAlf0805]

then watch it!

Waiter theres a football in my soup.

[Redwallfan7]

Go play some football

Waiter, there's a time travel machine in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Get it out before it time travels with your soup!


  Waiter, there's soup in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

Well, at least your soup is normal

Waiter, there is a whiteboard in my soup!