Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

What does it say?

Waiter...there's nothing in my soup...it's just plain, old, boring SOUP.

[Redwallfan7]

Oh good, then I don't have to take care of it

Waiter, there's a Kelly Clarkson concert ticket in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Well, aren't ye gonna use it? I'll take it if you don't want it!

Waiter, Tiria Wildlough (character) is in my soup. And she's swimming. And sprinkling hotroot pepper in it.

[Rainshadow]

  Well now that's just plain
  WACKO!!!
  Waiter,  there's a stargate in my soup!

[Eustace Scrubb]

Stargates are pretty big so how did it fit in your bowl?

Waiter, there's a fruit loop in my soup.

[Redwallfan7]

Hmm... the rest of the froot loops must have spilled all over the floor

Waiter, there's a dog collar in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Dude!  You ate my dog!


  Waiter, there's a chain in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

Put it around Your dog! (brings dog back to life)

waiter, there's a can of whipped cream in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  I thought that you wanted that!


  Waiter, Rapunzel's hair is in my soup!

[Eustace Scrubb]

Eeewww!!!!!

Waiter, Flynn Rider is in my soup. (Isn't he cute )

[Rainshadow]

  Well, since his name is Eugene Fits Herbert, really there's no one in your soup.


  Waiter, there's an iPhone in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

Use it! Download some games on it!

Waiter, there's a lego building in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Yeah, someone built Atlantis and it just rose from the depths.


  Waiter, there's love in my soup!

[W0NWILL]

There is something wrong with you, who orders love zoop? It's nasty!

Waiter, there's a wearat in me zoop.

[Rainshadow]

  It was taking the first bath in its life.


  Waiter, Blackmore's Night is in my soup!