Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Wow! I love that band! *faints on the floor*
Waiter, there's Celtic Woman sheet music in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  GAH!  GET IT OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE MUSIC IS RUINED!!!!!!


  Waiter, there's no soup in my soup!

[W0NWILL]

Then it's not soup, you moron!

Waiter, there's a wearat in me zoop.

[Rainshadow]

  Since there's no such thing as zoup, you should be fine!


  Waiter, there's sunshine in my soup!

[W0NWILL]

Ooh! You could sleep in it, kitty!

Waiter, there's Farran the Poisoner in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  Gah!  Don't drink the soup!  There's poison in it!!!


  Waiter, there's an IMF agent in my soup.  (Impossible Mission Force)

[W0NWILL]

A what?

Waiter, there's a cello in me soup.

[Rainshadow]

  Ooh!  Can I have that?  *Takes it and plays awesome tune*  Dinner and a show!  Now you owe me $50 more!  (Impossible Mission Force = Mission Impossible)

  Waiter, Rod Serling's in my soup!  (Twilight Zone narrator)

[Eustace Scrubb]

*You hear the twilight zone theme* You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

Waiter, there's a bible in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  GET IT OUT!!  GET IT OUT!!!  DON'T LET IT BE DESTROYED!!!


  Waiter, Eustace Scrubb is in my soup!  And he's a dragon, too!

[Redwallfan7]

he must be in there for the fire flavored spice

waiter, there's a roller coaster in my soup

[Rusvul]

there is? ride it then.
waiter, there is a desktop computer in my soup. x shudders x its a pc!

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Well, that's just too bad...
Waiter, get this retarted carrot out O' my soup! I ordered potato!

[Rainshadow]

  No ya didn't!  I remember you ordering carrot!  But if you don't like it, I can fix it.  *Sticks paws into soup and scoops out all of the carrots*  There ya go!


  Waiter, Princess Zelda's in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

well get her out and put her back in the video game!

waiter, there's a piece of chalk in my soup!