Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[W0NWILL]

Thanks for the tip!

Waiter, there's a lamp in me soup.

[Rainshadow]

  Maybe there's a genie in it!  Oh, not that sort of lamp?  Never mind.

  Waiter, there's a credit card in my soup!

[W0NWILL]

Ooh, look! *takes credit card*

Waiter, there's a Monocle in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Well, put it on!

  Waiter, there's a flower in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Aww, how pretty!

Waiter, there's a carrot in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Duh!  You ordered carrot soup!

  Waiter, Zelda's in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Where's Link?

Waiter, there's a phone in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  *Looks at phone*  It's an iPhone?!  Oh, I knew that!  It's, er, it's mine!  Yeah!  *Grabs it and walks off quickly, giggling quietly*

  Waiter, there's a thief in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Ooh, is it Gonff?

Waiter, there's music in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  Mine!  *Grabs music*  Is it Owl City?  TobyMac?  Skillet?  Newsboys?  Sky Sailing?  *Sigh*  Nope.  You can have it back.

  Waiter, there's a toaster in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

I'll get you some bread.

Waiter, there's a picture in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  Um, is it a picture of the soup?  That'll cost extra.

  Waiter, there's a weasel in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

ask him if he was in Mossflower!
Waiter, there's a jawbreaker in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

You ordered candied soup, did you not?

Waiter, there is blood in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  No, that's not soup.  It's blood pudding.

  Waiter, there's a knife in my soup!