Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

Oh yeah, that's a ginsu knife I got for you

Waiter, there are fireworks in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Whoa!  That's cool!

 Waiter, there are fuzzy blue lights in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

Sorry, wrong game. *face palm* I edited it.

They might be blue poprocks candy, you ordered the poprocks special.

Waiter, there's a tube of chapstick in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  That's in case you get dry lips while drinking soup.  Duh!

  Waiter, there's a compass in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

I put that in there so you can find your way to Redwall Abbey for more soup!
Waiter, there's a swan in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Didn't you order Swan Soup?

  Waiter, there's a house in my soup!

[Dalek Fur]

Well, wait do you know? Maybe it's time for you to go home.

Waiter, there's a TARDIS in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  C-can I go in?  Pleeeaaassee?

  Waiter, there's a sonic screwdriver in my soup!

[Dalek Fur]

Point'n'press my boy!

Waiter, there's a Dalek in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  EXTERMINATE!

  Waiter, there's an owl in my soup!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Does he have a City on the end of him?
Waiter, there's a bell in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Well, if you ring it, you'll give an angel it's wings!

  Waiter, there's a candy bar in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

Well, you did order the candy bar special

Waiter, there's a clock in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  The clock is ticking, finish your soup!

  Waiter, there's a magic bean in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

That's what you get for ordering soup in a Wizards shop!

Waiter, there's pudding in my soup!