CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

If that were true, then your statement would be false because you were lying about it, which means you were not a liar and thus the statement was true, which would mean that the statement is false because...

Dinnae ye just love paradoxes? And Beavers? I think I remember something about Weasels being great too but I cannae re- *eyes suddenly go wide as he suddenly gets over the brainwashing* Weasels have saved me! Hurray! HURRAY!

LONG LIVE THE

WEASELS!

Hail the

Head Weasel!

Also,

One friend is a lot different than no friends. One friend is plenty.
-Frosty The Snowman

[rakkety tam]

If that were true, then your statement would be false because you were lying about it, which means you were not a liar and thus the statement was true, which would mean that the statement is false because...

whoa i'm not a compulsive liar or was that a lie this leiing could get out of control no that was a lie its in controllor or was that a lie

[DanielofRedwall]

Here's another paradox to get your head around! Enjoy being confused to death:

The statement below this is false.
The statement above this is true.

And on the beavers: they've brainwashed the breakfast cereals! Now I'll have to survive on thenmuch more appetizing bacon. *looks in freezer* They've brainwashed bacon as well! And with my hand I this toaster, WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT?!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

I remember that paradox from when I looked up paradoxes on the internet!

"Is the answer to this question no?"

[Nightfire]

Snakes are scary, weasels are wacky, ferrets are fraudulent, cats are crazy, stoats are stinky, foxes are fibbers, rats are raging, mice are musing, badgers are boring, hares are hiding, frogs are frowning, squirrels are scaling, moles are moaning, voles are voracious, and pike are proud.

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

You forgot tortoises.

FAIL.


Jk! Did you come up with that?

[Nightfire]

Yes. I did. And only one tortoise ever appears in the books, so I did not bother mentioning 'im.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Tis nay the tortoise's fault he only appears once! Poor neglected tortoises! 

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

And a beaver.

[Icefire]

To the Brain Washing Beavers:
What were you thinking! You brain washed Weasel Dude before we made that alliance with the Weasels! Now that you've attacked one of there own, we'll never be able to get the to sign that treaty! Do you realize they just declared war on Beavers everywhere?! Thanks a lot! I ought to report you the Head Beaver!
~Beaver Ally

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*sillionz upon sillionz o' Weasel battlecruizerz zuddenly appear in zpace around earth, an' then a loud voize boomz out from one o' them*

BEAVERS OF EARTH! YOU CAN UNDERSTAND US BECAUSE WE CAN SPEAK YOUR REPULSIVE EARTHLING LANGUAGE. DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT YOU COULD SUCCEED IN ATTACKING US? FURTHERMORE, WE SHALL NOW USE OUR RAYS TO TAKE OUT YOUR ABILITIES TO DEFY DEATH. WE WILL OF COURSE LEAVE A FEW OF YOU WITH IT, BUT ONLY 100. WE HOPE TO DO BUISNESS WITH YOU AGAIN SOMETIME, WHEN YOU'VE FINALLY REALIZED THAT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US. COMMANDER? YES SIR? TELL ALL SHIPS TO OPEN FIRE AT MY SIGNAL. YES SIR! *undezipherable Weasel language* ALL SHIPS READY, SIR! GOOD. THREE. TWO. ONE. OPEN FIRE!

*aw o' the zhipz sap earth with their lazerbeamz, bathin' it in a blindingly pale green light, an' aw o' the beaverz except fer a hundred o' them loze their death defyin' abilitiez*

IT IS DONE. END THE ATTACK. YES SIR! *undezipherable Weasel language, followed by aw o' the zhipz ztoppin' their attack*

COMMANDER? YES SIR? WE'RE DONE HERE. GET US OUT OF HERE. YES SIR! *the zpeaker cutz aff*

*az quickly az they came aw o' the zhipz zuddenly dizappear*

[Redwall Musician]

We've been saved of the beavers! THANK YOU WEASELS! By the way, the 100 beavers with death defying powers or whatever, where are they? Are they in Australia?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nae clue! But who carez? WEASELS ZAVED THE DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

WEASELS!

[Icefire]

Grrr......BEAVERS!!!! I told you not to make an enemy out of the weasels!!! Those 100 of you left had better stock up on weasel repelant! Good thing the weasels don't know where our secret base is!

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

Go Weasels!!!


But poor stoves, such braw warriors they was.