Corrupt-a-Wish

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, he'll now always be in your face and never leave.

I wish for an Easter egg.

[Primrosewarrior]

Granted*smashes one in your face*
I wish I had a cookie

[psybox]

it's made out of something your allergic to.

i wish g-men appear outside the milkman conspiracy

[Primrosewarrior]

 

[psybox]

granted but you have to have a wish

i wish more people understood that.

[Primrosewarrior]

I don't get it.
I wish for a big red rubber ball.

[MatthiasMan]

K. But if it bounces, it explodes in your face.

I wish for world peace.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but all the violent people go to you to ask what they can do.
I wish I had a ferret.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it is incredibly smart and begins to plot taking over the world.

I wish Valve will create "Portal 3".

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's hazardous to your health and your parents won't let you play it.
I wish I had ideas for my next epic Redwall fanfiction.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but you'll forget them straight away.

I wish for a good book to read.

[DeathRage]

Granted. But it's only good to other people.

I wish I had a chocolate cake.

[psybox]

granted, but it's from GLaDOS

i wish that i remember to use spaces.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, butyouonlyremember to use thema few times each time soyourwordsbecomeajumbledmess.

I lol'd @ "it's from GLaDOS".

I wish for a pet cuttlefish.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it eats you.
I wish my leg didn't hurt.