Corrupt-a-Wish

[Skipper]

Sure, but you have a headache instead.
I wish i could control time (eg freeze it or slow it)

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but then time learns to control you.

I wish for lemon.

[MatthiasMan]

Alright, but it's flammable and if CO2 hits it it explodes.


I wish everyone in my house was not alergic to cats.

[psybox]

granted, now your other leg hurts

i wish ITunes didn't crash
sorry, thought we were still on the leg hurt one

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but the entire internet will.

I wish for a potato.

[psybox]

granted, but GLaDOS is in it and tries to kill you.

i wish i could think of something to do with my signature

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but inspiration will strike you in your sleep and you'll forget it when you wake up.

I wish to become a famous musician.

[psybox]

granted, your now an infamous singer

i wish that i could think of the wish and the reply at the same time

[DeathRage]

What's GLaDOS?

[psybox]

GLaDOS is a computer with a obsession with cake and killing people

i wish more people knew who GLaDOS is.

[MatthiasMan]

I know who he is.

[DanielofRedwall]

GLaDOS is a female robot. And, to avoid confusion, if you're going to post on this topic, could you please corrupt the wish above you and make a new wish? It's okay to post other stuff as well, but play the game as well so people aren't confused.

Granted, but they have no clue about any other Portal related things.

I wish for a glass of apple juice.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but there are crumbs in it.
I wish I didn't have to get up to get a drink.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, now if you say the magic word ("please") and then what drink you want, the drink will come flying to you. Be careful though, 50% of the time it will come too fast and hit you on the head.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

[psybox]

granted, but you no longer have feet to put them on

i wish i knew where my cat was