Corrupt-a-Wish

[Ouroboros]

Granted. You go to sleep for two weeks, never waking up, and die.

I wish textbooks were cheaper.

[The Witessss]

granted. they are, but now you can't afford to go to school.

I wish I had a marshmallow.

[Ouroboros]

granted. they are, but now you can't afford to go to school.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Get it? It's funny because nobody can afford it anyway?I love the smell of tens of thousands of dollars of student debt in the morning.

I wish I had a marshmallow.

Granted. It's out of date and tastes disgusting.

I wish all exams were open book.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Granted, but you only have one second to take it.
I wish I could take Spanish class rather than English class

[The Witessss]

granted, but all they teach you is what Spanish history is, not the language.


I wish I didn't have to go to school in a half hour 

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, you don't have to because you broke your leg.

I wish that the fish-fry that we're going to go help out at will be a success.

[The Witessss]

it will but you ran out of fish becasue it is so popular and people go on a rampage.

i wish my neighbor would have more jousting fests so we can go watch nerds in knight armor and conquistador helmets making fools out of themselves. 

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Granted but one of their horses crashes through your wall while you are watching.
I wish there was no spring forward one hour time change thing.

[The Witessss]

granted, but now you we take away 3 hours of sleep for the work day instead of just one.

i wish my sewing machine would fix itself.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but now it won't stop sewing everything in sight.

I wish I could have Aragon's leadership abilities. (Though I probably already do. *cough* )

[Ouroboros]

Granted.

Unfortunately, its the 21st century, and nobody wants to hire somebody with the leadership skills of someone from the equivalent of the middle ages.

I wish for money.

[The Witessss]

granted. you are given $100000000000 in Monopoly money

I wish I had stockings that don't get runs in them.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, you have none at all.

I wish I could fly for the rest of my very long life.

[The Witessss]

ahhhh! the more you say the more you sound like my brother! ahhh!

granted, but you can never come back down and you live your life lonely and afraid.

i wish i would just finish my math assignment

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but it gets a F-

I wish I could meet this "brother" one day. (He sounds kinda cool if he's at all like me)