Corrupt-a-Wish

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Kreg wishes he finished writing that post.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I remember the days when James, Skye, and all of the others would come up with hilariously in depth ways of corrupting wishes. I challenge the next ten corrupters to come up with the most in depth corruption that they can!

*Cough cough* I wish people would do this. 

[The Grey Coincidence]

They do, thus spending their precious time alive on something as futile as an online forum. Gradually they realize how short life is and that no matter how many words they type these words will one day be lost amidst the times. They will get depressed, realizing that their life's work is nothing more or less than a childish hobby and commit suicide. Gradually the forum will become empty, and you too will become depressed as all your online friends leave you one by one, until you are the only member online in perpetuity.

I wish I could write more frequently/quicker.

[Sebias of Redwall]

You do, but then (For whatever reason) you can't finish your book and your characters come to life and haunt you until you finally return  and finish their story. 

I wish I could write my book better and faster.

[The Grey Coincidence]

You do. But are then assaulted by more and more jealous online trolls hungry for flesh- I mean social justice- your update speed also causes some pains to your readers as they are unable to keep up with your daily updates, fall behind, and thus leave your story unreviewed. New readers struggle to catch up on everything and are disheartened by the ever-increasing like to read through so give up.
Your story is written quickly and excellently- but no-one can read it.
I wish I wasn't getting shipped with Seb's sister...

[Sebias of Redwall]

You do, but its because Keva hates you and starts running arounf the Archive telling everyone that your story sucks and that they shouldn't read it. Thus, you get no views, reviews, and all of your friends hate you. So, you finally start arguing back and saying that she's lying but it only makes her even more mad so she finds your address and kills you slowly.

I wish Del would hurry up and make the topic "The wedding of Strongcoincidence"

[The Grey Coincidence]

Realistically speaking I'd find it much easier to ruin a 'newer' author like Firestar the warrior- who only has one story, then she would destroying me (twenty something cough cough)
Plus I have my trump card.... ABRAHEM!

Granted, but you are slowly cooked until within an inch of your life and are served bound on a platter with an apple in your mouth at our wedding. I then eat you and good luck getting out this time! (Maybe if I'm nice you can exit through the toilet)

Ahem... Too much?
I wish I didn't get so weird sometimes.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but instead you're really annoying. (Though aren't you already.  ) and you meet the president of Serbia and annoy the tar out of him so he orders you to be sent to the gallows after you get flogged almost to death!

I wish it would be easier to make long deaths.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Granted, but to start with you decide to make your own.
I wish I had a border collie puppy.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Granted. Your border collie grows up after two minutes and proceeds to devour the neighbour's chickens. Your neighbours promptly feed said dog to the saltwater crocodiles of australia. Angry, because they payed good money for that puppy, your parents go to argue with the neighbours, who somehow convince them that you were responsible for the death of said beloved puppy. You are then grounded for life.
I wish noone makes me suffer...

[Sebias of Redwall]

No one does, but then you become incredible bored, which then makes you go to find a different hobby: namely, pick-pocketing. (Let's not ask why 'cause I dunno.  ) anyway, you try out your new-found hobby on a certain swole droll troll, and the swole droll troll isn't pleased when he learns you tried to swipe his precious wallet, thus making him angry. You run away in fear but then spend the rest of your days hiding under a bed.

I wish... someone could post below me? I don't know. 

[Kreg]

below me? I don't know 

Spoiler

I wish that I had unlimited NOT rotting food

[close]

[Sebias of Redwall]

You do, but you can't eat any of it. 


I wish I could run as fast as a cheetah.

[Kreg]

You can but You trip 99.999999999% of the time



I wish I have unlimited money that I can use and other people will take as valid currency

[Sebias of Redwall]

You do, but you are constantly beat up and robbed.

I wish I was indestructible.