Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwall Musician]

He is living, somewhere.

I wish I could find bigfoot and everyone would believe me and then I'd be famous.

[redwallgurl]

Well find the Bigfoot first

I wish I had another dog

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it is a pitbull terrier trained to be savage. Sorry.

I wish that the good weather we've been having will stay for a while.

[Redwall Musician]

Granted. Perfect weather always with no rain so now your going to all die! I would suggest wishing for rain.    (Sorry, I'm feeling evil-ly happy today.)

I wish that I had a million dollars!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but everyone borrows your money.
I wish I wasn't still sick.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted. Tomorrow, you won't be sick. All the days after that for the rest of your life you will be though, unfortunately.

I wish for a new Redwall book.

[eualaia]

granted, but it kills you at the end


i wish for a pet ninja

[redwallgurl]

it kills you cause it doesnt ike being a pet sorry

i wish the site would go ack to normal

[Primrosewarrior]

Granted, but only for today.
I wish I had a large bag of candy to eat

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but they're actually colourful rat poison.

I wish for a pet rabbit.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's a rabbodile (rabbit/crocodile) and it eats you.
I wish for a pet gecko.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but unfortunately the gecko is dead.

I wish for an iPad.

[redwallgurl]

you can have it if you have enoguh money  and your parents allow it

[psybox]

granted, but they don't sell them anywhere.

i wish i could join the march hare's tea party

[Primrosewarrior]

Granted, but you don't get any tea
I wish I had a pair of socks