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Started by Matthias720, March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM

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Eulaliaaa!

#2880
August 17, 2015, 08:11:04 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, you can only succeed using teamwork, and you have about a week of that before a zombie apocalypse starts. While you're all for surviving together with teamwork, your team abandons you and goes their separate ways. You're left alone, having no idea how to be without your team and eventually get eaten by a zombie.

I wish I was the best author in the world.
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

James Gryphon

#2881
August 17, 2015, 09:04:15 PM
Granted. Everyone else in the world forgets how to write well, making you the best, although you're not any better at writing than you are now.

I wish that I never had to sleep.
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Vilu Daskar

#2882
August 18, 2015, 12:15:07 AM
Granted but now your tired.

I wish I had a Pizza.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Mhera

#2883
August 29, 2015, 04:06:53 AM
Granted! But it's got anchovies.

I wish all milk was chocolate milk.

Vilu Daskar

#2884
August 30, 2015, 03:15:02 PM
Granted but now you don't like it.

I wish it was Wednesday.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Skyblade

#2885
August 30, 2015, 11:41:55 PM
Granted, but it's 11:59. Oh, now a minute has passed. It's Thursday.

I wish I could get a new piccolo right now :]

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Vilu Daskar

#2886
September 01, 2015, 01:42:42 PM
Granted but I just stepped on it.

I wish it was breakfast time.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Mhera

#2887
September 02, 2015, 03:42:25 PM
Granted! I hope you're not hungry, though, because there's no food.

I wish pepperoni was green.

Vilu Daskar

#2888
September 02, 2015, 08:52:50 PM
Granted but now it's impossible to make so it goes back to it's normal color.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2889
September 04, 2015, 09:38:03 AM
They don't, but your head hurts terribly and eventually drives you insane, leading you to jump off a cliff.

I wish I, and only I, could buy anything I wanted.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2890
September 04, 2015, 02:55:37 PM
Granted but know you don't want anything.

I wish I could fly.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Skyblade

#2891
September 07, 2015, 01:08:18 AM
Granted, now you're a fly and you can fly.

I wish I was cooler.

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Izeroth

#2892
September 07, 2015, 01:45:56 AM
 Granted. Your internal temperature is now -30° Fahrenheit. Your blood freezes over, and scientists move your paralyzed body to a laboratory in Siberia for further investigation.

I wish I knew how to drive.

Vilu Daskar

#2893
September 07, 2015, 03:26:46 PM
Granted by you drive so badly you get multiple tickets every time you drive.

I wish summer would end.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#2894
September 07, 2015, 03:52:06 PM

Granted, Summer ends for eternity and the world never grows warm again. The government struggles to make enough food though spring to feed the worlds population but the warm days aren't enough to compete with the extended winter. Ice builds up and your wish got rid of global warming, unfortunately now people are complaining about global freezing. The world begins to starve and everyone is moving to the tropics. There is no longer summer break for school so kids refuse to do their work and become gangsters on the streets. Eventually the apocalypse begins and you are left without a home in a frozen wasteland, while starving to death, and captured by a gangsters simply because you wished that summer would end.


I wish that I could discover some unknown element and name it Noonecaresnium


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro
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