1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Tiria Wildlough]

111. Take down all the banners and drape them around yourself.

[Redwallfan7]

112. Bring in a pair of scissors, and cut up the curtains in the home decor section

[Dawnwing]

113. Go around pointing at random objects and shouting "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

^^Haha, good one.

114. Announce over the intercom that all the staff members are drunk.
115. Bring in a cage of mice and let them out!!

[Rainshadow]

  116.  Go around kissing all of the customers.
  117.  Take a bite out of all of the produce.

[W0NWILL]

118: Scatter packs of ramon around the store. The flavouring too.

[Rainshadow]

  119.  Take all of the soda bottles and shake them up, then put them back.

[W0NWILL]

120: Drug the food
121: Poison the food
122: Paint mustaches with yogurt on random people's faces

[Rainshadow]

  123:  Open up all of the DVD cases and swap them.

[Ungatt Trunn]

124.Walking around in underware while shouting "I am in underware, everybody!
Come and see me!".

[Redwallfan7]

125. Start to squirt whipped cream all over the aisles

And Lol Ungatt, that's funny

[Primrosewarrior]

124.Walking around in underware while shouting "I am in underware, everybody!
Come and see me!".

Thats so wrong!!! (and funny!)

[Redwallfan7]

124.Walking around in underware while shouting "I am in underware, everybody!
Come and see me!".

Thats so wrong!!! (and funny!)

Ha ha! That is funny!

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

126. Run around promoting Allstate by saying, no, yelling, "YOU COULD SAVE $500 WITH ALLSTATE, SO SWITCH TODAY!"

[Rainshadow]

  127.  Bring a buddy and cans of silly spray.  Have a silly spray war all over the store.