1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[phoenixfoden]

Get a golf cart and chase costomers with it

[Rainshadow]

  174.  Climb on top of an aisle shelf and start doing creepy laughing.  My advice for the creepiest laugh:  "NYAHAGNAHA!"  (How to pronounce that:)

Don't listen to all five minutes of it or you'll go crazy!

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[PrimroseWarrior]

Oh. wow. 



NYAHAGNAHA!

[Leatho Shellhound]

175. Breath pepper and then sneeze on all the widows, one at a time.

[Tiria Wildlough]

176. Introduce yourself to someone. Then sneakily follow them around (but don't let them see you) and later on, introduce yourself to them again, but use a different name.

[Redwallfan7]

177. Make a mural on the walls, using chocolate pudding as paint 

[Tiria Wildlough]

178. Go up to a random person and ask for their autograph.
179. Fall in step with a random person and walk with them for a while. Then arrange a friend to walk up to you after a while and then point to the random person you're walking with and say to the friend, 'Hi, [friend's name], this is my new friend!'
180. Start singing the Circus Afro song in the busiest part of the shop.

[Orinoco]

181. Follow someone around, and every time they pick up an item, give them three reasons not to buy it.

Rainshadow, I actually listened to that video for the whole five minutes and I didn't go crazy. 

[Tam and Martin]

182. Go to the garden section and spill bags of potting soil
183. Clip the flowers off of plants and hand them out to people
184. Grab a container of weed killer and yell, "This works on people too!"

[Leatho Shellhound]

Rainshadow, I actually listened to that video for the whole five minutes and I didn't go crazy. 

Haha me to.

185. Build a pillow fort and than shoot eggs at people passing.

[Tam and Martin]

186. Shake up all the soda bottles and then take the cap off.......

[phoenixfoden]

187.Pretend to be the sheriff of nottingham and arrest costomers who "dont pay their taxes"

[Tam and Martin]

187.Pretend to be the sheriff of nottingham and arrest costomers who "dont pay their taxes"

[Leatho Shellhound]

188. blow up half the building.

[phoenixfoden]

189.blow up the other half of the building