1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Buzz_Bumble]

517: Put "Everything is FREE - today only!" signs on all the shelves and as an advert in local newspapers. 

[Norham Waterpaw]

518: Strap a bungee cord to the ceiling, and whenever someone passes under you, just jump down, steal all the sweets from their cart, and Boing! You're gone!

[Mathias_Rocks]

519: walk around wal-mart dressed as Link and ask random people if they've seen Zelda,if they decline, yell "LIAR!!!" and swing a "Skyward Strike" on their heads w/ a toy sword
520: wander around wal-mart in a bathrobe w/ a comb in your hair and act like your an amnesiac and you forgot where your house was
521: walk up to random people and say: "I don't know you, but i wanna kill you."
522: after they kick you out, say: "I'll be Bach!!!
523:ask if anyone wants a hug, if they refuse, spray mustard on e'm(store mustard)

[Buzz_Bumble]

524: Wander around wal-mart in a bathrobe asking everyone if they've seen Ford Prefect and complaining that your house was knocked down. (You'll need to have read / seen The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to understand that one).

525: Dress up as a Klingon or Wookiee and wander around speaking only in the language of the character.

[Ungatt Trunn]

526: Kick yourself out of Wal-Mart
527: Start kicking everybody else out of Wal-Mart
528: Ask people to kick you out of Wal-Mart
BTW, what will we do when we have posted 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart?

[Tam and Martin]

529: Dump Sugar on everyone

[Mathias_Rocks]

i've read EVERY post on this thread

[Buzz_Bumble]

529: Go around all the staff saying, "I'm Donald Trump, and you're fired."   

[Norham Waterpaw]

530: Go around, and show them what the definition of pyromaniac is.

[Mathias_Rocks]

530: Go around, and show them what the definition of pyromaniac is.

LOL, Dude

[Buzz_Bumble]

530: Go around, and show them what the definition of pyromaniac is.

531: Set off ALL the fireworks in one go.

532: Set off the water sprinklers.

[Ungatt Trunn]

i've read EVERY post on this thread

Wish that I could say the same

533: Start playing Heavy Metal with there gitars.

[Redwallfan7]

534: Shoot marshmallow from a marshmallow shooter at people who pass by

[Ungatt Trunn]

535. Start randomly pulling things off of all the shelf's.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Ahem! Quick grammar lesson, Ungatt. The plural form of shelf is shelves, not shelf's.