Interview a Redwall character

[Redwaller]

  Hush!  *Holds up pen and paper*  So, what is your opinion on Slagar?

Slagar is a coward, he will be cruel with those that are chained up and runs away from those that can fight.

[Rainshadow]

  *Jots down notes*  And what about Cornflower?  How big was the wedding?  Who was the best man?

[Redwaller]

It was a pretty big wedding, Basil Stag Hare was the best man.

[Redwallfan7]

what did the cake look like?

[Redwaller]

It was shaped like Martin the Warrior, our Abbey guider.

[Rainshadow]

  *Scribbles down notes*  What was the funeral for Methuselah like?  And Mortimer?

[Redwallfan7]

What do you like to do in your spare time?

[Gingivere Greeneyes]

Did you ever take a trip to Salamandastron when you got older?

[Redwaller]

  *Scribbles down notes*  What was the funeral for Methuselah like?  And Mortimer?

There funerals were the biggest in the History of Redwall.

What do you like to do in your spare time?

I play chess.

Did you ever take a trip to Salamandastron when you got older?

Yes, I've been to Salamandastron quite a few times to visite my good friend Orlando the Axe.

[Rainshadow]

  What's your favorite food?

[Redwallfan7]

what's your favorite drink?

[Redwaller]

Haaaa! Too much... questions! Haa! *Matthias faints*

OOC: I retire!

[W0NWILL]

I'm Wonwill, fire away old chaps!

[Rainshadow]

  OOC:  Can I be next?

  BIC:  Hello sir, how are you?

[W0NWILL]

I'd be loads better if those recruits learned how to march! It be easier if they were born knowing how to march, but then again, I wouldn't be a sergeant, never mind, wot!