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The Redwall Insult Fight!

Started by Redwaller, July 07, 2012, 05:38:15 PM

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Jack the Quick

#240
July 02, 2019, 10:34:52 PM
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#241
September 22, 2019, 08:38:18 AM
Snail-infested, stinky, shaggy, sock-brained stoat!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#242
September 22, 2019, 12:59:12 PM
Rabbit.
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

shisteer of nothing much

#243
September 26, 2019, 12:06:40 PM
Who're you calling a rabbit you slimy nosed boggle-brains! I'd roast your head if I thought it would taste any good but judging by the look and smell of you, you wouldn't be fit for an eel's brekkist!
You're not even fit to be a toads toilet you snail legged, utterly disgusting, beleaguered, pertinacious, neglectful, indecorously denunciated, tail faced, grievously fat, tumultuous eared, acerbic, disdainful, absolutely mordastic, revolting, slime backed, virulent, callously rejected, charismatic, bombastic, vulgar, ambivalent, obscene, brazen faced, irrational, mel nourished, withering, whining, displeasing, completely loathed, distasteful, diabolical, spiteful, malevolent excuse for an ugly toad!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#244
March 13, 2020, 09:21:54 AM
*revives topic*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#245
March 13, 2020, 09:16:34 PM
...I'm not sure if I like this topic. *leaves*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Booklover

#246
March 14, 2020, 03:59:01 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 09:16:34 PM
...I'm not sure if I like this topic. *leaves*
I like this topic, since some of the insults are quite funny. If it was serious, and people were actually insulting each other, I agree that it would not be a good topic.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

#247
March 15, 2020, 04:46:06 AM
you dingo faced bafoon!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

#248
March 15, 2020, 10:50:11 AM
Flat-nosed fraidy frog!
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

#249
March 15, 2020, 11:00:20 AM
*gasps* why you ficil grogdin!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

#250
March 15, 2020, 11:09:08 AM
Officious otter!
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

#251
March 16, 2020, 05:07:19 AM
Pere ahi o mate
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#252
March 16, 2020, 07:17:55 AM
*gasps*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#253
March 16, 2020, 07:21:14 AM
you spider pawed chooknose!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#254
March 16, 2020, 07:48:45 AM
Moldy bean.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

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