Telemarketer (Would You Like to Buy?)

[Slagar Mc Muffin]

no,i prefer plasma blasters

wyltb  a giant  plush mushroom ?

[Mattio]

Sure
Wyltb les mis the movie on dvd

[Tam and Martin]

NO

WYLTH the entire Redwall season

[Mattio]

ABSOBALLYLUTELY

wyltb a plush teddy bear

[WoodenSpoon]

What? And make my dolly jealous?

   Want to buy this rare, one of a kind, hyper-intelligent, robotic hamster designed for the sole purpose of tap-dancing?

[Mattio]

sure I like dancing


WYLTB this wooden spoon

[Tam and Martin]

For what!

WYLTB this smiley 

[WoodenSpoon]

Hardly.... *glares in inexplicable disgust at the hapless smiley.*


Want to buy this rare, historical, mint-edition mint?

[Mattio]

I like mints

wyltb a cat with tattoos all over it

[Tam and Martin]

Ooooooooohhhhhh. Tattoos

WYLTB a hair wig

[Kitsune]

No.
WYLTB This smiley? 

[Shadowed One]

No, it looks like Ublaz.
WYLTB a giant cloud?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nae thankz. Ah've awready got vone tae fly around on.

Vould ye like tae buy a jelly-povered jet pack? It comez vith a lifetime zupply o' raizinz!

[Rusvul]

No thank you.
WYLTBT a lifetime supply of baked potatoes for only $100?

[Maudie]

No! They'd go rotten! On the other hand, I could use them to make fried potatoes for lunch every day! Now that would be sweet!

WYLTB a frozen dinner of spaghetti and meatballs?