The most random thread ever!!!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Catches bullets in mouth then spits them back at Ashe*

This is hardly editable!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You don't edit the bullets, you eat them!

[rachel25]

I just ate a big piece of chilli chocolate and now my mouth is burning!

[Eulaliaaa!]

Chili chocolate? That's a thing? I must have it.

[The Skarzs]

Yes. It's good.

[Jukka the Sling]

Spoiler

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[Cornflower MM]

I just ate a big piece of chilli chocolate and now my mouth is burning!

This is a thing?! SEND ME SOME.

[LT Sandpaw]

 

Look, spiders are just like cats. They're small, furry, quick, and they chase lasers.

[Cornflower MM]

Cats, however, are more pleasing.

[LT Sandpaw]

Cats, however, are more pleasing.

Pleasing? I guess that's true, an interesting choice of word though.

[The Skarzs]

Less people are afraid of cats.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Also, cats eat spiders. Spiders do not eat cats. That is, unless said cat-eating spider is the size of a truck.

[The Skarzs]

Then it's time for fire.

[Eulaliaaa!]

If spiders are growing to the size of trucks, I don't think fire will solve the problem. We'll need the nuclear codes and a spaceship so we can all set out to find a new home planet after nuking poor Earth.

[The Skarzs]

FIRE FIXES EVERYTHING, EUL.