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Started by Icefire, July 04, 2011, 04:53:18 PM

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Maudie

RANDOM STORY TIME!!

Okay, so once, I was at a dance. And I was dancing. And the song ended so I went up to this guy I knew and I was like "Hey [Guy's Name], you wanna dance?" and he looked me in the eye, completely deadpan, and said "With who?"

THE END.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


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Lord Daskar

When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

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Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheerĀ·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

The Skarzs

Quote from: Mask on January 27, 2016, 02:59:40 PM
RANDOM STORY TIME!!

Okay, so once, I was at a dance. And I was dancing. And the song ended so I went up to this guy I knew and I was like "Hey [Guy's Name], you wanna dance?" and he looked me in the eye, completely deadpan, and said "With who?"

THE END.
Lol.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lord Daskar

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When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheerĀ·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

The Skarzs

I can't get to it either. I think the web blocker is blocking it because it's "unrated" or some similar jargon.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

Strange.  All he has there are some extremely cracky and ridiculous short fanfics. :P
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Cornflower MM

They're funny, but I agree, very short.

Lady Amber


Cornflower MM

^^^^ That's hilarious.

Also reminds me of the 'Jump Ahead' road sign. (Inside joke.) And the 'WRONG WAY.' signs EVERYWHERE. Honestly, you'd THINK that they would figure that out. (Or maybe not, I know a few people who'd insist that everyone else was going the wrong way.)

Jukka the Sling

Parody of Shut Up and Dance.  (Never actually heard the original.)

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"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Maudie

#6224
Me: *deletes my Facebook.*

Guy I Sort of Like: *gets on Google+ for the first time in months and +1's all my recent posts.*

Me:
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3