Favorite Quotes

[Ungatt Trunn]

My age exceeds your IQ. . . .






Significantly. . . .

....Okey.....

[Romsca]

My age exceeds your IQ. . . .






Significantly. . . .

You must REALLY old then

[W0NWILL]

No, it's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called junk.

[Redwallfan7]

iCarly:

Mrs Briggs *When she's playing the bagpipes in the class: And just so you'll be able to hear me (plugs in the speakers)

Sam: Oh man, this is torture!

Freddie (to Carly and Sam): Look what I've got!
Carly and Sam (sarcastically) Wow! So cool!
Freddie: You don't know, do you?
Carly: Nope, no idea
Sam: And we don't care

Sam: Yes, can I help you?
Guy: Yeah, I said I wanted hot sauce and there was no hot sauce on my tray.
Sam: Sorry. [slams a bottle of hot sauce on the counter] Here's some hot sauce!
Guy: You should have put it on my tray in the first place!
Sam: You know where I want to put it right now?!
Sam's boss: Sam, don't talk to the customers that way

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody:
Carrie: Ok London, you're up
London: Ooh! You mean I get to throw the round thingy at the white thingies? Yay me!!
Maddie: We're doomed.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Donkey from Shrek talking to...uh, Shrek: And then your friend says somethn' weird, and then theres that awkward silence...
*Awkward silence*

[KitrallStreamrippler]

"I warn you, if you bore me, I shall have my revenge." -J.R.R. Tolkein

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
— John Rogers

I like the John Rogers quote because I have read both of those books, and understand exactly what he means.

[W0NWILL]

Whether one believes in religion or not, whether one believes in rebirth or not, there isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate kindness or compassion.

[About Alice in Wonderland]I know that Alice falls down a rabbit hole and is shrinked and grown and becomes her original size and has to do something and along the way encounters a disappearing cat and an insane person with a funky hat. Yeah, I could use an overview.

[Rusvul]

Do those quotes have anything to do with each other?
Cluny the Scourge from Hethrin's Redwall, the Abriged Series:
I'm going to KILL the Redwallers for killing cheesethief when I wanted to kill him!
Random soldier: Uh, chief, don't ye think yer getting a bit too violent?
Cluny: Violent? No, of course not. Now shut up, or I'll kill you and bury you and dig you up and clone you and KILL YOUR CLONE!!

[W0NWILL]

No, I made the one concerning Alice in Wonderland a few minutes after finding the Dalai Lama one. No connection, though.

[cregga rose eyes]

A quote from Martin the Warrior that always makes me smile:
((paraphrased))
Rose:...Oh, Grumm, you're a dear!"
Grumm:"Oi bain't no deer, oi be a mole, an' doant 'ee fergit it, mizzy!"

[Norham Waterpaw]

  My favorite Zelda quote?

  Navi:  Hey!  Listen!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rainshadow]

  Hehehe...  Yes, it was very annoying, all three billion times she said it in the game. 

  My favorite second Doctor quote (of the one episode I've seen ):

  "Well now I know you're mad, I just wanted to make sure."

[Ungatt Trunn]

"Real Generosity is doing something nice for somewon who'll never find it out."- Frank A. Clark

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

  Hehehe...  Yes, it was very annoying, all three billion times she said it in the game. 

  My favorite second Doctor quote (of the one episode I've seen ):

  "Well now I know you're mad, I just wanted to make sure."

Aye, Ze Tomb o' ze Cybermen. 'ilariouz!

[Ungatt Trunn]

"If everybody was a Superhero, then no one would be."-Myself