Favorite Quotes

[Eulaliaaa!]

"I am not a princess!" -Guardians of the Galaxy 

[Banya]

My motto in life has been Luke's parting words to young Martin: "Never let your heart rule over your head."  I love this. 

[Søren]

Sherlock Holmes (2009 with Robert Downey Jr.)
Sherlock Holmes: There's only at one case that intrigues me at present. The curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady. I've been studying her comings and goings, they appear most... sinister.
Mrs. Hudson: Tea, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: Is it poisoned, Nanny?
Mrs. Hudson: There's enough of that in you already.

[Eulaliaaa!]

"Harry, you're alive... and you're a horrible shot!" -Dumb and Dumber

[Banya]

@Eul - One of the most quotable films.
Anyone else use quotes from this movie in daily life?

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" - Harry

Cop: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

Mary: I'd say more like... one out of a million.
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance!

[Eulaliaaa!]

Yes, I love quoting that movie! And this one too:

"Brick, where'd you get the hand grenade?"

"I love desk... I love carpet... I love window"
"Brick, do you really love desk or are you just pointing out random objects in the room and saying you love them?"
"I love lamp..."

-Anchorman

[Maudie]

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread

[Banya]

"Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering."
—Nicole Krauss, The History of Love

[Maudie]

"The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit." -Scott Westerfeld, Uglies.

[Banya]

^Nice.

"You don't have to live forever, you just have to live."
-Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting

[Maudie]

"Good, ain't it?"
"In a toxic, festering sort of way. You should advertise in the paper: New Miracle Cure for appetite."

[Jetthebinturong]

Young Justice quotes

Robin's not-words

Robin: You're overwhelmed, Mr. Freeze was underwhelmed, why is nobody ever just whelmed?

Robin (regarding Desmond): That guy is not whelmed, not whelmed at all
Kid Flash: What is it with you and this whelmed thing?

Superboy: You're Ivo? I'm whelmed

Robin: Why is nobody ever just whelmed? I feel like I've said that before

Superboy: That hurt. A lot
Robin: That's why it's stored in an overwhelmingly impenetrable vault in the Batcave... Well, more like whelmingly penetrable

Red Arrow: Wow, such an intervention, I'm whelmed

Mister Twister: And they sent children here without supervision? I'm disturbed
Robin: Well let's see if we can get you more turbed when we kick your butt!
After a fight where the team lose
Mister Twister: Thank you, that was very turbing

Robin: If dislike is the opposite of like does that make the opposite of disaster "aster"? Like instead of something really bad happening, something really good happens
Superboy: ...
Robin: Guess you're not feeling the aster

Robin: That was a disaster. Heavy on the DIS

Robin: Disaster averted, feeling the aster

Nightwing: The team's first year was all aster, no dis

Robin: The infiltrators have been out-filtrated!

Robin: You seem distraught
Artemis: I am
Robin: Well get traught or get dead!

Artemis: *Resuscitates Robin*
Robin: Way to get traught

Kid Flash: How could you be so nonchalant?
Robin: You should have been chalant, way chalant, extremely chalant

[close]

Kid Flash

Tourist 1: Look it's Flash Junior!
Tourist 2: No, his name is Speedy
Tourist 3: No, Speedy is Green Arrow's sidekick
Tourist 2: Well that makes no sense

Firefighter: It's Flashboy!
Kid Flash: IT'S KID FLASH! Seriously, why is that so hard?

Guardian: Robin? Aqualad? Kid Flash?
Robin: Well at least he got your name right

Police officer: (Regarding Kid Flash) It's Speedy!
Impulse: No, Speedy's the other guy though the history books were never clear on why

[close]

Impulse

Beast Boy: Well I think we've found our "unknown energy impulse"
Bart Allen: Impulse? That's so crash! Catchy, dramatic, one word. Like Nightwing and Robin and Beast Boy except that's two words, Blue Beetle's two words, hey! Is he here too? Nevermind, Impulse will find out for himself haha!

Impulse: *Dodges smoke bombs* Haha, can't catch me that easil-
Nightwing: *Punches him in the chest and cuffs him* Now that was crash
Impulse: For you maybe, I'm totally feeling the mode

Impulse: Ah! You're trying to get a DNA sample, you need my spit, ha! That is such a Dick Grayson thing to do!
Robin: How did-
Impulse: See, I know things only a future boy would know: Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Garfield Logan
Beast Boy: Your name's Tim? And yours is Dick?
Impulse: Oops, spoilers! This secret identity thing is so retro. You can call me Impulse or Bart or Bart Allen or Bart Impulse Allen, it's all crash.
Robin: Could he actually be telling the truth? Could he really be from the future?
Beast Boy: Tell us something we don't know yet! When do I become leader of the team? When do I join the Justice League? When do I get my own reality series?
Impulse: Sorry BB, never was the best history student. Besides, can't risk altering the timestream. Do that and we're all feeling the mode
Beast Boy: And the mode would be bad?
Impulse: Doesn't get any worse. It's always better to crash the mode

Jaime: Dude! What are you doing here?
Impulse: I'm here to hang, to chill, spend a little downtime with my buddy Blue, BB the Beetle the bee-tel. You know, chillangin'?
Jaime: And putting my secret identity at risk?
Khaji-Da: The Impulse is trouble, destroy him!
Jaime: Overreacting won't help!

Blue Beetle: Beat that hermano
Impulse: Not bad, not bad, boulders definitely feeling the mode but one thing I learned in the future my friend that it is easier to destroy than to create. Ta-da!
Khaji-Da: The Impulse has created nothing and its premise is faulty, tactical destruction is more effective than creation
Blue Beetle: Uh, ta-da what exactly?
Impulse: Curb the attitude, get a little altitude hermano!
Blue Beetle flies into the air and sees Impulse's drawing Woah
Impulse: Impulse by Impulse, is that crash or what?
Blue Beetle: Crash, totally crash!

Impulse: So you're Aqualad, working with the bad guys I see! Using a little alien tech to track down friend Blue? Not crash my friend, not crash at all

Nightwing: What is that?
Impulse: Souvenir!
Blue Beetle: Souvenirs are Beast Boys thing ese
Impulse: Oh really? I thought it was Kid Flash that-
Nightwing: Can we get back to the point?

Blue Beetle: What did you tell her ese?
Impulse: About you betraying mankind and causing the Reach apocalypse? Nada amigo, see I have no idea what actually turns you. For all we know, the League finding out could be the very thing that makes it happen so I say we say nothing to no one
Khaji-Da: Yes, this is good. Now kill the Impulse so he cannot change his mind!
Blue Beetle: Keep quiet!
Impulse: Exactly, stick with me Blue, I'll keep ya from feeling the mode

Impulse: You know you could fly out of here
Blue Beetle: And you could run about a thousand miles before Black Beetle could blink. If I took Arsenal, could you carry Robin?
Impulse: Sorry, fast, not strong
Blue Beetle: Well alpha never leaves a man behind

Impulse: The night is young hermano
Blue Beetle: The night is over ese. All I want to do is go home and catch some Zs. Why don't we meet up first thing in the morning? Like, noon-ish
Impulse: Sounds crash, I'll see you then

[close]

[Unimaginative]

Oh yeah!

HanNorwood uses Marvel Quotes!

It's super effective against DC Quotes!

X-Men Origins: Wolverine quotes

Wade Wilson: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.
William Stryker: Oh, Wade.
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true.
William Stryker: Just shut it! You're up next.
Wade Wilson: Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
Logan: Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?
Wade Wilson: No. Not when I'm awake.

William Stryker: Your country needs you.
Logan: I'm Canadian

Wade Wilson: Okay. People are dead.

Logan: [upon seeing the obese Fred] Fred Dukes? That looks like the creature that ate Fred Dukes.

Logan: Are you Remy LeBeau?
Remy LeBeau: Do I owe you money?
Logan: No.
Remy LeBeau: Then Remy LeBeau, I am.

[close]

[Jetthebinturong]

HanNorwood quoted a terrible movie, Jetthebinturong fainted

Slade Wilson's creeptastic performance on Teen Titans

Slade: Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build.

Robin: Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!
Slade: On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun.

[Slade knocks Robin off the edge of a building. Just as he starts to fall, Slade catches him by the wrist.]
Robin: You... saved me?
Slade: I'm not through with you!

Robin: All you care about is destruction.
Slade: And all you care about, you destroy.

Slade: For some time now, I have been searching for... an apprentice. Someone to follow in my footsteps. And Robin, I've chosen you. Congratulations.
Robin: No way would I ever work for-
[Slade shows Robin the kill switch]
Slade: If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin - and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?

Slade: You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you.
Robin: I already have a father. [Pan up as bats fly through the ceiling] [Theme from Batman: The Animated Series plays]

Slade: Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second.

Robin: Get out of here. Go! You don't know what those beams did to...
Beast Boy: Dude, we know.
Cyborg: And we don't care.
Starfire: We are your friends, Robin. We are not leaving without you.
Slade: How very touching... [Puts thumb on trigger] but Robin doesn't need any friends.

Beast Boy: (To Terra) We've got to get back to the Tower and...
Terra: Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't.
Beast Boy: What? Why can't you?
Slade: (Appears from shadows) Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice.

Slade: [To Beast Boy] The girl you knew was practically an illusion. A fantasy. In reality, she's been working for me.

Terra: [After Slade zaps Beast Boy with a gun] NO! I won't let you hurt my friend!
Slade: Terra, you don't have any friends.

Terra: (To Beast Boy) You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) Slade was right. You don't have any friends.

Slade: I have to say Raven, when I found out the truth I was very impressed. All this time I had no idea of the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?

Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
Slade: Give me the girl.
Robin: No way.
Slade: You don't really have a choice in the matter. I'm taking her.
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
[An army of fire creatures appear, Beast Boy screams]
Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?

Robin: [wondering what Slade's motives were for helping Trigon take over the world] So, why did you do it? For money? Status? Those dark powers?
Slade: Not everything is so... cut-and-dry, Robin.
Robin: Selling out our world for your own personal gain seems pretty cut-and-dry to me.
Slade: With or without me, there was no stopping this.
Robin: But you played a part; And just like everything else you've ever done, it's made people suffer.
Slade: It's what I do best.

Demon: You cannot hope to defeat pure evil.
Slade: Actually, I'm not such a nice guy myself.

Robin: I've stopped you before!
Slade: Robin, if you've "stopped" me, then why am I still here?

Slade: Only a minor set back. Nothing two old friends can't handle.
Robin: I am not your friend.

[close]

[Mhera]

Yes! Someone else here used "creeptastic" in a sentence!