The Manly Thread

[Kade Rivok]

Alright then. Do you want any help fixing your car. It looks a little bit... out of shape.

No, now it's in shape.  Hence the flexing.  *Flexes.*

[lass of something much]

*is glaring at Lass*

*grins*

[Verdauga]

Alright then. Do you want any help fixing your car. It looks a little bit... out of shape.

No, now it's in shape.  Hence the flexing.  *Flexes.*

See, there's a reason you aren't hired to build these things.... 

[Kade Rivok]

There is truth in those words 

[Verdauga]

*Hoists the body of the car off the frame.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Helps Verdauga*

[Verdauga]

*Don't need no hep fixin' cars.*

*Will likely go correct grammar later, though.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

You, my dear sir, looked like you were struggled quite a bit. So I think you might indeed need a bit of help. After all, with muscles like those -*Gestures at the pair of thin twigs themselves*- it's really no wonder why you do need help. 

[Verdauga]

Those'r th' wrenches I's usin' on this here car.


*Looks at arms with concern.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Starts pouring oil onto the engine.*  This'll help.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Drops a lit torch in as well* As will this.

[Verdauga]

*Places hand(paw[claw{Phalangenal hub}]) over the oil container.* That stuff's 'xpensive! What're y'doin' just pourin' it out?!

[Kade Rivok]

Engines need oil, silly!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Oil is spilt over Verdie's hands/paws/claws and the world watches as the torch falls on it in slow motion*

[Kade Rivok]

(British torch?)