1,000 ways to flunk a test

[Booklover]

132. Be sick on it.

[Flib Bigboat]

133: Write every answer as a rude word.

[Verdauga]

134:
Look at another student and tell them you got the wrong answer sheet.

[Flib Bigboat]

135: Shred it to pieces and throw them out the window.

[Booklover]

136. Spend the test daydreaming about your maybe-crush. Am I speaking from experience? Maybe.

[Flib Bigboat]

137: Take a bunch of chickens into the classroom.
138: Dip the claws of aforesaid fowls into a jar of ink, then let them run across the paper.
139: And while we're on the subject of barnyard animals, here's a great idea I got from One-Eye: Take four pigs and paint the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on their backs, and then let them loose in the school. When all of them are rounded up, they'll close the school down for weeks whilst searching for hypothetical number 4. I think this is a very creative way to flunk a test.

[Booklover]

Those are some foul methods.

140: Play Uno instead of revising.

[Flib Bigboat]

141: Write every answer in such small letters that the teacher goes and gets a magnifying glass so they can read it, but the answers are so small that they need a microscope, and so they turn the classroom upside down to find a microscope, and then when they find one they realise that after all this effort, you wrote all the answers backwards and in Swahili, then when they decipher the answers, they are all wrong.

[Booklover]

142. Spend the test coming up with ways to flunk the test.

[Kade Rivok]

143: Don't show up.

[Ally046]

144: Be on the forum the entire time.

[Flib Bigboat]

145: Write the answers with chalk.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

146: be sus

[lass of something much]

147: Say your dog ate your test

[Ally046]

148: Pourposely mix up your responses.