1,000 ways to flunk a test

[Flib Bigboat]

113: Train your dog how to write, using the test as practice paper.
114: Hire a penguin to flunk it.
115: Write "if you already know the answer, why are you asking me" for every problem.
116: Brainwash the teacher into doing it.
117: Claim that you lost your mind the other day, so you can't do the test until you find it.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

118

Choose C as every answer

[Flib Bigboat]

(What if C is every answer?)

119: Use it to practice firebending on.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

(What if C is every answer?)

119: Use it to practice firebending on.

120: use it as a staging ground to launch missiles

[lass of something much]

121: write your classmates names as answers

[WorshipTiria]

122: Write 'UwU' all over the paper.

[Flib Bigboat]

123: Write all the answers in dwarf runes.

[WorshipTiria]

Surprise! The teacher is a dwarf!

124: AAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA12.3

[Flib Bigboat]

125: Write all the answers in Cyrillic, then.

[WorshipTiria]

126: Strike it with lightning.

[Flib Bigboat]

127: Kill it with fiyah.

[Booklover]

128: Shout something when it's meant to be calm in the middle of an exam.

[Flib Bigboat]

129: KILL IT WITH FIRE

[WorshipTiria]

130: Sic a bunch of horses on it.

[Flib Bigboat]

Horses won't do anything to it.

131: Sic a bunch of taniwhas on it.